Don't Bump This Thread!

I’m not!

I’ll be the rebel.

I’ll keep a record of that. Then we’ll have bumps in a log.

Don’t bump in 2026.

I’ll bump whenever I damned well please!

Stop! You’re making it worse!

It wasn’t me!

Anybody notice how Discourse requires five characters, and “Bump.” is exactly five characters?

Coincidence? I wonder …

Stop bumping this thread, or you’re grounded, mister!

Make me.

make: *** No rule to make target ‘Frodo’. Stop.

Natty BUMPpo

Rainy bump woman.

I am a certified thread killer. I have seen threads with four digits of responses die after I post a response. There will be no more bumps.

You are in the wrong thread, the being the last poster is around the corner.

Oops! I did it again!

Oh, crumbs! CRUMBS!