Happy Pre-Turkey Bump
I’ll take that and see you a pre-pumpkin pie bump.
Who can bump after all that turkey?
Lots of bumping in those football games, though.
How can you bump any pumpkin pie if you don’t bump your meat?
Maybe that sounds wrong.
I’m sure Roger Waters would have agreed with the sentiment.
And bumped the thread, too.
Bump-a-doodle-doo
This is the phrenology threat. Let me see your head.
Oh there’s a good bump!
I did what everybody suggested and got my head examined, but they didn’t find anything.
Ba-dum-bump.
Bump pump a rump rump.
(The little Drummer boy is outta tune)
Don’t you bumpin’ threaten ME!
No, no. I wasn’t suggesting retrophrenology (a la Pratchett). I wasn’t offering to add a bump.
And yet, by posting here, you added a bump.
As have I.
Does a bump in the thread make us all a little more emo?
“Don’t bump this thread?”
Okay, I won’t.
Ooops …
Can I still get a “happy new year” bump in, before the bumpin’ groundhog shows up?
Guess so. Bump.
I’d bump, but I don’t have anything I really want to say.
Yeah, maybe we should just tell people not to bump this thread anymore, and let it die.
Who will tell the people?
And who will bell the cat?
And who will bump the thread? (oh, that’d be me)
Made it to the weekend. Bump.