Harder, Bumper, Faster, Stronger
Now, do you wanna bump just like that with no feeling on my part?
I’ve been on tenterhooks, ending in dirty looks
List’ning to the Muzak, thinking 'bout this ‘n’ that
She said, “That’s that, I don’t want to chitter-chat”
Turn it down a little bit or turn it down flat
Bump it up, when you don’t really need it
Bump it up, until you can feel it
Since a thread that no one responds to even as a joke would be pointless, I suggest that all “don’t answer this thread” threads should have a poll counter so even without replies we could at least see how many people didn’t reply.
Why, anybody can have a brain. That’s a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven’t got: a bump.
Chitty, chitty bump, bump.
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bump
I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to bump anymore!
Maybe we should just live and let bump?
I don’t want to talk about it! Everytime I think about something bump, you remind me of bad things. I only want to talk about the bump things.
Bumping, morning, noon and night.
Bump. Just for the hell of it.
Maybe it is. Perhaps I should get some and prepare to bump with it.
The party was jumping
When Bertha got off of her stump
The whistles were blowing
And everybody did the bump
Groovin’ loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We’re bumpin’ booties, havin’ us a ball, y’all
This bump is getting out of hand.
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Bump…
You can’t plant me in your penthouse,
I’m going back to my bump…
Do you know bumpkis about bumping?