Don't Bump This Thread!

Well, let’s give them a chance.

Sure.

Guessing it can’t be finished yet.

Now it can be.

Hey. Y’all bumped around without me. What gives?

You weren’t here. We bumped anyway.

Even I bumped. Twice.

Bumps into panache. Oops, sorry!

I’m sure he (or she?) will forgive you.

Yes, I forgive her. But not you, for not knowing whether I’m a he or a she.

This thread has been bumped to the top of the list.

Yeah, but not for long… until now.

It wasn’t at the top just now, so I’ll bump it back up.

Thump

Bumpity

… bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at Frosty go …

Until the thermometer bumps up. Then he’s a cool drink of water.

Just what is needed on a hot summer’s day. Don’t bump the table; you’ll upset my glass of Frosty.

Do snowmen get bumped?

Doesn’t everything get bumped from time to time?