Don't Bump This Thread!

thirteen fourteen, this bump is mean

Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen nineteen, gonna knock this bump clean right out of its SPLEEN

Bumpin’ to twenty? Isn’t that plenty?

This bump is a legal 21

Blackjack bump, Beck?

Don’t trust any bump over 30.

Don’t trust any bump, period!

Trust a bump to bring a knife to a gunfight!

If your only tool is a hammer, then every bump looks like a nail.

Don’t count your chickens before they bump.

When bumping bumpers buuuummmmp …

Why did the chicken cross the road? To bump this thread.

Chicken be damned; this thread needs another bump.

A thread can’t have too many bumps.

You know how you tell the aliens on Star Trek apart? By their forehead bumps.

Smile when you bump this.

But I don’t wanna smile too much, cos I’m at work and if I look like I’m having fun they realize I’m not paying attention. Can I bump now, smile later?

When will OJ get bumped off of Twitter?

He bumped off two other people, so it seems only fair.

Now that was a killer bump.

(See what I did there?)