Hope you feel better, bumps aside.
My high school chemistry teacher asked me to state a sentence in which I included one of the inert gases. I replied, “I bumped my neon the table.”
My high school chemistry teacher kicked me out of lab, for sprinkling iron filings into a “bumpson” burner.
How’s a kid supposed to learn?
Yeah, I got bumped from class.
Yesterday Ringo Starr bumped his age up to 79.
Hope he didn’t bump too hard, at that age.
He should be used to bumping, playing the drums as long as he has.
But how has all that bumping affected his hearing?
Well, his eardrum got bumped a lot by sound vibrations, meaning that his malleus, incus, and stapes got bumped a lot.
No bumping bones about it.
Leonard “Bones” McCoy is a doctor, not a bumper.
Some people can be both doctors and bumpers.
I’m your bumpin’ man, that’s what I am
I’m here to bump, however I can
Be it early mornin’, late afternoon
Or at midnight–it’s never too soon…
That was bumpin’ great!
Bump on, Spoons!
Bumpin’ on bumpin’ on, EH!
Get a room you bumpers!
*On a morning from a Bogart movie,
In a country where they bump back time,
You go bumping through the crowd like Peter Lorre,
Contemplating a crime.
She comes out of the sun, in a silk dress, bumping
Like a watercolor in the rain.
Don’t bother asking for bumplanations,
She’ll just tell you that she came
In the year of the cat.*
“Bumplanations”?