Don't Bump This Thread!

Strange how the night moves, with Autumn bumping in.

Same here, but I spent it away from my computer. So, a day later, I’ll bump.

Bump out them birthday candles!!:slight_smile:

Don’t bump them too hard, or you’ll bump over the cake.

I like cake with chocolate chip bumps.

Are those chips off the old bumps?

Bump me a corner piece.

Her name was Bertha, Bertha Bump, one of the Bump sisters.

You sayin’ sumthin’ 'bout my Bump? Huh?

Oh, no, I like Bertha’s bumps, and Betty’s, and Bathsheba has especially huge… tracts of land. I even like Bella’s tiny bumps.

But what about Becky’s bumps?

No, you’re thinking of the Hump sisters, Becky, Billie, Bertie, and Belladonna Hump. They could never get into that whole Troglodyte thing, so bump them.

Didn’t Joan Crawford bump off a movie about that Troglodyte thing? And then retire?

Sequential Thread Titles, slightly modified:

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I like bananas a [del] bunch[/del] bump!

Bump a PM to a mod. Maybe they’ll change the Bananas thread title.

Who are the Mods, the bumping hall monitors?

Just don’t bump them off.

Or call them “bumphattan”

I have a new bump. Wasp sting on the back of my neck. Bumped me right off!!

Put a poultice of bumping soda on it. Or should that be bumping powder?