O Toto, there’s no bump like home!
As God is my witness, I’ll never be bumpy again.
I presented at a conference today, and totally bumped it! 
It ain’t easy being bumped.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bump.
Hey, this thread hasn’t been bumped for a while. What’s going on?
I’m a lazy bumper.
I’ve been totally bumped out.
My bump feels worse.
I wanna bump but I’m afraid I’d fall
I wanna holler but the bump’s too small
Young man rhythm’s gotta hold on me too
I got the bumbin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
Well, I’ll bump it when I’m trying to be so good
I’ll bump it just a-like I said I would
I’ll bump it when I’m tryin’ to go home
Then I’ll bump it when I’m there all alone
But do not sit there like a grump.
Every thread must get bumped
Well, I’ll bump it when I’m walkin’ ‘long the street
I’ll bump it when I’m in the library seat
I’ll bump it when I’m walkin’ on the floor
I’ll bump it when I’m walkin’ to the door
But do not sit there like a lump
Every thread must get bumped.
I’ll bump it when I’m at the breakfast table
I’ll bump it when I am young and able
I’ll bump it when I’m tryin’ to make a buck
I’ll bump it and then I’ll say “good luck”
Tell ya what, don’t sit there on your little rump
Every thread must get bumped.
Well, I’ll bump it and say that it’s the end
Then I’ll bump it and then I’ll come back again
I’ll bump it when your playing Thread Games
I’ll bump it when you call me evil names
Yes, but do not sit there on your hump
Every thread must get bumped.
Well, I’ll bump it when I walk all alone
I’ll bump it when I am walking home
I’ll bump it and then say I am brave
I’ll bump it till I set down in your grave
But do not act like Donald Trump
Every thread must get bumped
(With apologies to Bob Dylan, Nobel Poet Laureate)
Bump morning, guys
Bump morning, Beckdarek,
The Board says hello,
You bump above us,
We’re bumping below.
Noonday Bump
Rainy day bump
Evening bump.
Bump ya later
Sunday morning bump!
Sunday afternoon bump!
It’s still very bumping hot down here in Hell-land.