Baby buggy bumpers.
This thread is becoming my virtual fidget spinner.
Bump.
Perhaps it should better be termed, “virtual paddle ball.”
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump …
A heart beat.
Bump-diddy, bump bump, bump-diddy, bump bump.
Aren’t you just disgusted by those slobs that go to grocery stores to thump breads?
What?.. oh. Never mind.
Bump threads? I could knit that.
Thump breads?
My pronouns are bump and bump.
So…instead of they, them, and their; you’d be bumpey, bumpem, and bumpeir? 
No, as I recall, Bumpey was the eighth dwarf.
I’ll be in my bump.
Well, I am gonna bump it over here.
Give me bump or give me death.
To bump or not to bump?
That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, bump them…
Humpty Bumpty sat on a wall…
How do I bump thee?
Let me bump the ways…
I bump thee to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight.
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I bumo thee to the level of every days…
I’d rather see the 6 letter feud thread get bumped.
They call me Bumper, Bumper
Faster than lightning.
No one you see, bumps more threads than me.
And you know Bumper, Bumper
Will get this thread bumped.
Faster than it jumped
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Note to potential visitors to Lassen NP: the Bumpass Hell trail is closed.