Bumped, because I felt like it.
I think I have a bumping problem
Yes, I admit I’ve got a bumpin’ problem,
It’s always on my mind.
My memory goes round and round,
I’ve tried to quit a thousand times…
Dork, was all that bumping the opening of “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” aka “2001”?
Yeah, well it’s supposed to be, I dunno, I think there’s a chunk missing and it seems a little out of order. Bout halfway through I was pretty bumped on edit tags, I mean, I thought I could see the curvature or the earth I was so wasted
If ya gotta get bumping wasted, don’t internet at the same time.
Will someone please bump Trump off the front page of every newspaper?
I’d rather bump him off the face of the earth.
I’d rather just bump him off.
Joke, secret service, FBI, whoever else is snooping.
Bumped for the hell of it.
That’s a helluva bump you got there!
What, this one?
No, that bump over there.
It was a dark and bumpy night. The ship was sinking. The Captain said, “Tell me a story my son.” so I began…It was a dark and bumpy night. The ship was sinking. The Captain said, “Tell me a story my son.” so I began…It was a dark and bumpy night. The ship was sinking…
Bumped to ask, have you heard about the Bulwer-Lytton contest?
I heard about it, on a dark and stormy and bumpy night.
Bumped to say that I was once an honorable-mention winner there, some years ago.
Bump and Rebump are sitting on a fence. Bump falls off, who’s left? Rebump
Bump and Rebump are sitting on a fence. Bump falls off, who’s left? Rebump
Bump and Rebump are sitting on a fence. Bump falls off, who’s left? Rebump
I had a funny book as a kid full of these
You must have been a bumpin’ funny kid.
Funny? Funny how? How was he bumping funny?