Don't Bump This Thread!

My cat bumped me into the coffee table. Now my shin is bumpy! Argh!

bump bumpety bump bumpety bump bump bump

bump bumpety bump bumpety bump bump bump

Beck, hope your bumpin’ shin feels better.

Bumped, because reasons.

channelling Perry Como

Oh hot diggity, dog ziggity, bump what you do to me
It’s so new to me, what you do to me
Hot diggity, dog ziggity, bump what you do to me
When you’re holding me tight

Bump or not to bump?.. That’s the question!

Happy Halloween! Tonight, lots of things will go Bump!

I just hope the bumping rain stops. Drizzles my bumping arse.

And the bumping rain drips through the big bumping hole and it’s soaking the bumping rug.

There seems to be bumping rain everywhere.

Gobble gobble gobble gobBUMP

A bump for the evening.

And a bump for the early morning.

Another Saturday bump, and I aint got nobody

I got some bumpin’ 'cause I just got paid,

Bumpin household chores, why god, oh why do i have to bumpin do bumpin housework?

Oh WOE is me

If you don’t do bumpin’ house work, who will?

Oh WOE are you!

Not a fan of bumpin’ housework, myself.

I bumpin’ HATE housework!

I bumpin’ love to clean. It’s sorta my hobby.
I know. Bumpin’ sad beckdawrek.