Bumped to say that I hope you all have a great weekend!
Bumpin’ Amen to that!
Bumpin grumpy
I ache
All over
grumblgrumblewhine
Do you have the bumpin’ flu, Dork?
This thread needs a bump.
I could use a good bump, nowutimean?
I had a good bump last night. Now I’m bumped out. 
It’s bumpin’ windy here today.
Don’t believe so, mutherbumpin pneumoniabronchitischestcold respiratory infection. And no patience firnthis shitty goddmn fuckojone aithnis motherfucking touch screen keyboard induced having to go baack andncorrect everybgoddmanedneord i tpe
LikenI said, grumpy
Whoa, Dork, take your meds and bump yourself back to bed.
Bumped to say that I think Panache’s suggestion is a good one, Dork.
Glaaaaaaaah motherbumpin HATE being sick
A pity bump for you, dork.
Bump
Bump
Bump!
Sorry you’re sickly.
Bumped to say that I hope that you get well soon, Dork.
Healthy thoughts bumping your way, Dork.
Hope those nasty microbes are bumped off,** Dork**.
I’m not sick, but I’m not well
And I’m so bumped cause I’m in hell
Bump means never having to say you’re sorry.
Bumped for the hell of it.
Bumped for whatever.