Don't Bump This Thread!

Ah:o:o:o:o:o
Cheezwhiz on a ritz yall
Thanks and yer all bumpin ok

I’m aware some stare at my bump.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my bump.
But I don’t care,
Cause they’re not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they’re just square.

They see a bump down to there,
Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear!
I say, “No fair!”
A thread that’s bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your bump!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

Some of you bump some bumps at a fair, to use as a spare.
Do I care?
Au contraire!
Spare bumps is fair!
In fact, bumps can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no bump,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the bump on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I’ve shared this affair of the bump,
I’m going to repair to my lair and go bump, do you care?

Bumping George Carlin was a bumping genius… but that wasn’t his best bumping routine.

Welcome back to the almost-living, Dork! It’s bumpin’ good to see ya’.

Bumped to say, welcome back, Dork!

Too bumpin’ right!

Long is the way and arduous is the journey through The Mountains of Pain but I seem to be well on my bump from the Dry Lands though no king or wizard be I, perhaps court jester is noble enough a title

When the jester bumped for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean…

Welcome to The Mountains of Pain, Dork. I’ve been bumpin’ up here for a few years now.

Bumping video games with their bumping impossible levels…

Yep. That bumpin’ mountain of pain is not to be toyed with.
Welcome back, Dork! (:))

I am now bumpo the wonder mutt.

Well, I am!

Cos I said so!

sigh I’ll go now.

Welcome, Bumpo!

I’ll bump a doggy treat to you Bumpo. There’s a good boy!

AAIEE! You’ve been here for years?!? Whew, my sympathies…I foresee my time here as temporary, my intent is to bump on through, hopefully to see the dragons fly from afar once more

Oy, Bumpo, I seem to be out of dog biscuits, would taco meat with corn and green beans mixed in suffice?

Hey, I’ve been here longer than Panache. By only one month, but still.

Whatever all did you guys do to UKLeG/Segoy to get bumped into the Mountains of Pain between the Dry Land and Life?

I bumped into the Mountains of Pain with the help of my back and my knees and my feet.

From a height? As it may have been Panache?

Where is that bumpin Mutt? Someone may have to go drag him back in here by the collar, acted like he peed on the floor in his excitement over his post(there aren’t any puddles I haven’t noticed are there?)

A pre-Thanksgiving bump with my best wishes to all!