On the Dope trolling apparently means “bait people into making tired jokes and act in the spirit of general dickery”
You can offer girls money for sex?
I did not know that.
Because you’re in your even-more-primest breeding years. Not that he’s actually thinking about that. Read up on sociobiology.
If you actually want empathy and advice, and will listen and benefit from it, then welcome.
If not, please go do some maturing.
(free advice: Focusing on caring about other people and their problems helps).
Ok. I must admit that I don’t understand why the OP is taking so much flak, either. And don’t get how people figured out she was a troll 
Carry a shovel; if he bothers you again, smite him in the face with the shovel. Use the flat side so as to maximize the expression of your disapproval.
Giving benefit of the doubt that the OP is really a high school student, I think you guys are all missing what’s really going on here, which is that the OP is crushing on this college dude and is now pissed because she overheard him complimenting some other chick. That’s all this is about.
So, resolved then …
I agree that Green Day is fucking awesome.
What did awesome do to deserve that?
Well, for starters they are in high school.
Aww, c’mon. He’s just the son of rage and love. And you’re the patron saint of denial with an angel face.
:mad: I’ll have you know that my jokes are not stupid.
They’re develpmentally challenged. :rolleyes:
What is being pitted? HS kids?
Well I can tell you what’s NOT being pitted, Green Fucking Day isn’t being pitted. In fact, I understand they’re awesome.
Green Day ARE awesome. They’re not punk, though.
High school kids are *still *listening to Green Day ? What the fuck, get your own awesome faux-punk bands you lazy assholes ! And get off my dad’s lawn !
I can NOT let the most feeble pitting in my years of lurking die this easy!
Wait, wasn’t this a pitting of shoulders? Damn!
Ladies and gents, I believe MaltLiquor has been sampling his/her username.
Actually from what I’ve seen from my still emerging into teen boy and girl.. the guys are pretty candy ass these days.. Or maybe I’m inflating like all old guys do lol..