I’m not him, but I’d guess he’s referring to the part from “Cross-Eyed Mary” where she:
gets no kicks from little boys:
would rather make it with a leching gray.
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung,
who watches through the railings as they play.
If the OP had been written differently but was about the exact same event, I suspect that the responses could have been completely different.
But then again, guy (even in a relationship) hitting on a slightly to moderately younger girl within the same youth group seems almost like a non-event. I wonder at what tipping point of creepiness would the flippant comments stop and the concerned ones begin…
Its part of a brand new profession they just invented.
Dog-raping. I draw the line at dog-raping. Especially dog-raping of horses. That’s just wrong.
That sounds promising. I wonder if they offer degrees for it yet.
35 and 17 (guy’s age and girl’s age).
What is Green Fucking Day? Does Kermit lay Miss Piggy?
When will dogs learn that neigh means nay!
I don’t hear Aqualung in my minds ear ( or Cross-Eyed Mary --I wouldn’t, never heard of it). I hear Avril Lavigne. Also, I agree with Airman. This is a teenaged sneak brag.
You’re just calling it a sneak brag because you created the term “sneak brag”!
(I actually think it is a bit of a sneak brag, but wanted to tease you about sneak-bragging about sneak brags ‘cuz it sounds all cool n’ shit!)
Don’t you have a girlfriend?
No. Thanks for making me feel bad. 
It wasn’t me! It was Airman Doors in post #19.
Yeah, those damn athiest social functions are full of such immorality, college boys are particularly prone to embrace such poor moral structures. IF it was a good church youth group full of God fearing Christians this kind of thing would never happen..
Quit trying to make “sneak brag” happen.
[Mean Girls reference]
I don’t know… this pitting was pretty damn feeble. :smack:
Where I’m from, they’re called humble brags, and I agree.