You go to toilet to take a leak…you finish and now u shake and wipe and put Fred and The Twins back in their nest.You walk away from the urinal.
So u think you’ve done all the peeing u gonna do when suddenly a few more drops leak out and dribbles down your leg like a warm virus. Making u walk like John Wayne.
Or maybe thats just me. 
That’s just you, cerebrum
As far as the topic goes, I think the term ‘pissed off’ would be appropriate…
I think it was Confucius who said,
“No matter how much you squirm and dance,
The last two drops will go in your pants.”
So quit griping about it.
Y’know, there’re some people who are into the whole “get pissed on” thing.
All I can say is that in my entire life I have never had a warm virus dribble down my leg and hope I never do.
I hate that. It’s even worse when you go commando…
Consider this thread killed.