Yeah, those dirty Phonicians. The world has been totally screwed up ever since they invented the “Phone”.
“The Pharisee Religion”?
To paraphrase Jack Nicholson in Prizzi’s Honor: If the Phoenicians are so fuckin’ smart, why are they so fuckin’ dead?
Oh, so you think you’re fit, do you? Your brother, now, he is fit. That Martin Feinman, he is fit. He is the fittest young man on the block. He is going to Stanford. That boy, he will survive.
I forgot to mention this in my previous post but it’s too bad Molly Ivins isn’t around anymore.
I would’ve loved to read her take on this story.
You miss the big picture. Appearing to be “fuckin’ dead” is just part of the Phoenicians’ conspiracy.
Jews didn’t invent religion.
We’re just its pinnacle achievement.
The proper word in this context is mamzer, plural mamzerim.
As for the quotes from Sefer Charmin, that’s probably the other place that uses the trope phrase (chanting melody and punctuation) munach yareach-ben-yomo karnei-farah. Anybody know the melody for that phrase?
May I submit Wisdom 19:39 into evidence? Granted it’s Diaspora Judaism, not accepted as part of the Tanakh – but it’s clearly evilution in Scripture! 
Man, that fixedearth site is completely whack-a-doodle. Here’s a representative example from a page on “Kabbalist superstring physics.” (warning: site contains randomly colored text, caplocked inanities and other disordered characteristics which may be injurious to the eyeballs).
I’m pretty sure that’s not in Matthew.
I still can’t get around the contradiction that “Pharisee Religionists” want to "destroy the Bible’s credibility. Isn’t the Bible (at least the Tanakh) rather central to the “Pharisee religion?”
Lunatic anti-semitic websites are a dime a dozen on the internets but it still amazes me that an elected state official would publicly use it as a cite. Shouldn’t this end his career?
Maybe I’m still not cynical enough.
Then why the hell does it matter?
I’m always amazed at the amount of effort people put into things when they’re supposed to have already won. Evolution is bound to fail, and cannot overcome the truth? Great! So let’s go do the important stuff, you know, loving, cherishing, all that stuff that won’t happen unless we do it, and forget about the stuff that doesn’t even matter.
Gah.
And you just know that this guy is being discreetly supported by a totally different group of Jewish conspirators. They’re probably some lesser cabal, all pleased with themselves at having added yet another layer of conspiracy, and totally oblivious to the fact that both the evolution and creationist Jews are now forced to work around their half-assed machinations.
This is exactly what happens with multiple conspiracies for conspiracy’s sake: pretty soon it’s impossible to remember who’s supposed to be conspiring against who.
Especially given your attributions for the links. 
I was going to say just that, but you beat me to it, Tapioca Dextrin.
Ah, I see it’s going to be one of the ever-multiplying times I’m ashamed to have moved to Georgia.
And it’s only Wednesday.
Thanks for making South Carolina look advanced, Georgia.
I think I’ll go back to reading about the mayor of Macon converting to Islam, that gives me hope.
Just like Jews being agents of Godless Communism and sinister international bankers!
Ya gotta cover all bets. 
That website this GA representative cited is a hoot! Here we have indisputable proof that the stars move around the earth and not the other way around. Or something.
Oh, and it’s appalling that these people are in government.
And God said to Moses “Thou shall leave the toilet seat up, although it will displease your wife. For in Eden, Eve tempted Adam and she is thus forever cursed to fall into the toilet at three in the morning.”
Sounds like they were rather anal about it. 
What a pity Molly Ivins never had the chance to write about this one! Insanity like this makes me miss her all the more.