Doper Diplomacy - Fall and Winter 2002

WD – Jeez, I checked all day Sunday for adjudication but didn’t hear anything. Today, when I got to work, I promptly slacked off and got my retreats in. I only wish I could have done the double retreat into Galacia. It’s where all powers go to die.

WL – One center is one center is one center. It really tears me up that you only got one build at my expense this year. I’d write more, but I’m getting too upset just remembering the terrible pain I’ve caused you, so I’m signing off.

You’ve got to give the kid major points for the sarcasm.

Think of his posts in a Michael Palin accent and it’s even better.

I’m sure you’ll find many more qualified people to participate, but if you find yourself actually needing a warm body to fill the last slot, I’ll volunteer.

I’ve been called a cold fish, a wet noodle, and a dumb ass, but despite that, I believe I do fulfill both major requirements of being a warm body.

Fall 1905 move orders due 5am EDT.

Obligatory links:

Cat23 Diplomacy Game Free State 10(W-)40 page.

Cat23 and diplom.org pages.

And the official Dip rules, in PDF format. **
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What the hell, I’m in for the tourney too.

Heh

Heh

Heh

I’m not up for a tourney just now, but I am up for watching from the sidelines and providing moral support. That is if pointing and jeering can be considered moral support.

And 0 centers is where you’ll find yourself soon enough. I should have just ignored your pleas for mercy and finished you last turn, but I didn’t expect you to choose to die just to spite me out of one build.

Shibb, play with us.
JC, is there any 'join’ing to CAT23 other than reading the mailing lists? I’ve been doing that ever since 983, but I never really felt like I had ‘joined’ something.

Just get the mailing lists and play the games. That’s all. It’s, at best, a loosely organized and fairly libertarian groups of people.

There’s about 800 of us now. And that’s enough to make pals and enemies.

I know there are guys that I go out of my way to screw over. Often.

JC hold a grudge? Nah…couldn’t be.

I had problems with RealPolitik this morning, so the Fall results will be delayed until this evening.

I decided it was better to wait and do it right, than to post a map that had, among other things, an army in a body of water.

“We apologise for the inconvenience.”

Was that ‘aquatic army’ anywhere near the Red Sea?

With Cat-23, don’t we get a membership card, or t-shirt or anything? Man, what a lame club.

I have nothing against joining Cat23, but there usually seem to be 2 SDMB games going on at any given time, and that is about my limit. I like the comeraderie, smack talk and play-by-play commentary from the peanut gallery here. Over there, I might actually have to meet people. Yuck.

What? You stab me in Budapest, and you complain that I did not give you Trieste as well?

I apologize for not vacating the map fast enough to accommodate your expansion plans. Just so you know I’m sincere, I’ve written a personal letter of apology to all the other powers apologizing for not letting Turkey expand as quickly as possible.

Still waiting for my letter.

I said powers.

Mighty bold talk from a one-eyed fat man.

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

Lawyer fight!

Lawyer fight!

I gotta meet you guys someday. Too bad were not allowed to pull up lawn chairs and crack open beers anymore.

PS Which one of them is Ally McPeel?

I don’t have to take that from you, and I know, that I don’t want to take you or your luggage to the airport.