Doper Mystery Story

Inspired by mnemosyne’s post in this thread

The rules are simple. Build an ongoing story based on stuff that has been posted on the Dope.

It was a dark and stormy night…

And out of the inky shadows came a man in an expensive suit…

He showed me a slip of paper on which was printed 14 k of g in an f p d.

But before he could tell me the answer, he knocked the wind out of me with a 14-inch, ice blue, double-headed jelly dildo.

I awoke to find myself strapped to a weight-lifting bench as a large, wet towel was placed onto my face.

I knew this was not going to be a good day.

I had the sense that there was a large menacing presence approaching me silently out of the gloom

I inspired a game thread? Cool!

I was suddenly inspired by the notion of placing the blimp on a treadmill to see if said action would help or hinder the dirigible’s ability to take off.