Doper NSFW Picture Thread

I’m jumping to the last page because heredity knocked me out of the first. Is anybody showing anything NSFW not a guy? No? Buh-bye.

Um, not that I, a guy, would show anything. I am not only a straight guy but one who, as anybody here who has met me would admit, er, NOT photogenic. Even if I were gay.

I think you’re having a hard time keeping the ladies straight. I am the woman you were responding to about the size zero remark but not the woman who said anything about modeling.

I have clothes in size 00, 0, 2 and 4 depending on the manufacturer. I have, I assure you, never been mistaken for a prepubescent girl or boy.

I am indeed. What can I say? (Actually, the reason has as much to do with a very long and tiresome day at work as the flattery I was gonna give out.)

I believe you. I’ve also looked at a lot of size 0 women I only knew were women because I was told so.

I and, ah, a few of us are rather happy you are assuredly never to be mistaken for male or 12:) And in the event that I am digging myself deeper, I’m just gonna put away the shovel now.

Oh, boy.

Yes, since page 1, plenty of women have bared some/all. I’d give you some usernames to search for, but if I forgot even one, that woman would write, “So, not hot enough for you to remember, eh?;)”

So instead, I’ll wish you happy hunting:)

Sweet, now I have a bunch of pictures to print out and hang in my jerk off room!

Countless free porn sites available, and this thread is the best you can do? You officially fail at the Internet.

Yeah, but you know that all the people here are smart, & intelligence does count for a lot. L

Though to Demo I will say: Dude, the acceptable thing to say now is “I’ll be in my bunk.”

Don’t know who’s pic you’re referring to, but way to crush a guy’s spirit!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Hey, check these babies out! (totally safe link, although technically my eyes are completely naked). Yes, I am bragging on my eyebrows. I should be allowed to, for putting up with all the negative crap that comes along with such dark, thick hair. :slight_smile:

To those of you who have posted your pictures, do you have SOs? If so, did you tell them what you were doing? Did they care?

I’m officially jealous. :wink: (<– see? No eyebrows. That’s me!)

Hazle Weatherfield, I do have an SO, but that isn’t a revealing enough picture of me that I felt the need to get explicit acceptance.

I don’t have an SO, unfortunately. I hope I meet a woman who wouldn’t have a problem with it.

I have to to admit I’m really surprised that I did it. I don’t consider myself an exhibitionist but I do enjoy the thought that so many people have seen me naked. It’s not a sexual thrill, though. It doesn’t arouse me. There’s no, “I’ll be in my bunk” action going on.

In the “Do you find the NSFW thread creepy” thread someone said that it just seemed like an excuse for some men to show their penis and I guess I’m guilty as charged. I did it in a playful spirit of “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” It was nice to show my penis to the world in a way that wouldn’t offensive or unsafe. And, I can’t deny it, I was hoping for A LOT of compliments. :smiley:

I don’t currently have an SO. The last woman I dated was the one who took the photographs. We remain good friends even though we’d broken up and as a visual artist she was the perfect choice to take the photographs.

Considering the kind of women I usually date, I think an SO would likely approve of and help with the pictures. ‘Let me use my knowledge of electronics to cover your skin in LEDs’ ‘Let me sew you a monk’s robe so you can do a nude Rasputin’, ‘Why don’t you pose with my stuffed dragon?’ ‘Let me cover your skin with authentic cuneiform’ etc.

Yes, I have an S/O. No, I didn’t tell him, but he doesn’t mind. Our relationship is an open one. He doesn’t mind my oggling other guys. Likewise, I don’t mind him doing the same. Our tastes are very similar so we can point out guys we like to each other. :smiley:

Speaking of ogling you…I wasn’t able to see your photos. Shows as private.

I didn’t post a photo in this thread (well, I did but I was clothed in those) but I did send one to a couple of people who asked nicely. Given the context of the thread and the actual photo itself (you can see my tits but nothing else) I don’t think he would care. He would probably think it was pretty funny, actually. I’ve not told him about it but he knows I post here under the name pbbth and he is free to wander in here and read anything I say to anyone else. If he stumbles upon this thread or we are talking about it and he tells me he has a problem with it I will apologize and never do anything like this again. It wouldn’t bother me if he did something similar (especially if he put glasses on his wang like a couple of the posters here, which I thought was fantastically funny.) I think because the intent is not to titillate he would be fine with it. If I were sending pictures to men for the express purpose of winding up in their spank bank he might have an issue with it, and if he were doing that kind of thing I might also take issue with it, but since this is of a different nature I don’t think it would be a problem at all, otherwise I wouldn’t have done it.

Hmmm. Photobucket seems to have taken my photos down. I’d put them on my Flickr account, but I’m trying to keep that account family and work-safe.

Try now :smiley: I had reset them to private, but don’t mind changing that again.

Consider yourself ogled. :wink: I really like the one where you’re laying down. It’s a very natural look.

Is it bad that I thought you looked like Steven Spielberg in the shot with your hair pulled back and the hat on?

Come to think of it, I should take a look at Frey’s pics. I want to see if statuettes depicting him are accurate.

He did mind at first. However when I talked to him about it and explained what the point of doing it was, he gave the green light. I think his issue was thinking that I wanted men to look at me and think “ooh sexy”, but that wasn’t it at all.