I always think the same thing. 
Danceswithcats and me at a DopeFest last year.
Love 'em!
One of the rare instances in which I can be seen wearing a dress.
Also my hand looks strangely claw-like. I promise it is normal and just awkwardly positioned!
pbbth got legs!
A couple of months ago after a hair cut & color
Half an hour ago or so - a crappy phone pic of me looking kinda goofy and tired after work.
And another, with the goofy ass braces peaking out.
OK I’ll bite:
That’s all for now! No more I say!
What the hell.
A few years ago, with an old drinking buddy (I’m the one on the right.)
These are fun.
Here’s my ugly mug, courtesy of crappy cell phone camera.
Bonus photo of me in the my best suit; 10 nerd points to the person who figures out who I’m supposed to be. 
Eddie Izzard?
Please be gentle 
KILT! KILT! KILT!
Thank you.
It’s uncanny, I tell you!
Anyhow, here I am (on left). This is backstage just before a concert by the Ranier Symphony featuring - you guessed it - the musical stylings of John Williams.
And one more during the show (I’m on the left again).
Here I am sailing . Yeah, they actually let me drive.
Of course, that doesn’t mean much as the boat has autopilot.
Slee
Ohmigod you’re right. KILT!
The Dope never ceases to satisfy. 
Y’all are hot
Here’s my brother and I and after a few wines.
The last picture taken of me that I really like.
A (modest) cleavage shot for LifeOnWry. The sisters are mostly contained within an Elizabethan corset AND a Goddess Bodice, but there’s no escaping the cleavage, nonetheless. (Most women are aiming for up and out at Faire, I’m trying to compress and conceal!)
Since I value my privacy, I give you beebs incognito!
Oh, what the hell, I’m so damn proud of a weekend spent on this picture .
Me. (warning: image has been photoshopped to hide my complete dorkiness)
WOW! Nice specs.
I have serious glasses envy now. It’ll be at least 2 more years before I can justify buying a new pair (not that I dislike the ones I have now)