Wanders onto the field half asleep after nap… Oh ok Here! Can I go back to sleep now? Wanders away.
grabs the ball and throws it at picnurse.
If you are going to come onto the field have asleep, the decent thing to do would be to score on your own net.
Smoothly intercepting Greenback’s attempted beanball, danceswithcats boards his spinner-wheel-cover equipped Segway and powers towards the Team 1 goal, thus affording the opportunity for another DDDer to segue into this thread…
: comes skating in on her board and snatches the pass from danceswithcats :
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Hoo-Yow! **
: crouches low for the halfpipe at the end of the field and sets up a pass to… :
Team 2 DDD
Geez, harmless, you’ve been squatting there for about 10 hours now. That’s gotta hurt. Here, lemme grab that Doperball outta your cramped hands. Doc shoots! He scooooores! Woot! Woot! Everybody duck the low flying fireworks!
Team 1: 2
Team DDD: 8
A three-pointer could win it. . .Team 1, you guys need to do some scoring!
Team DDD 2
: Grabs the lighter fluid and sets the ball into play :
Game on!
As the flaming speroid approaches, danceswithcats dons a Nomex® codpiece and mittens, snags the flaming orb and rushes towards the Team 1 goal.
…alright so we agree that a long term deal works and will be around $64 million (US) for the 5 years. Now then, the bonus structure has to be made a little sweeter. And I want 5 sponsors deals. Three is just not good eno…
:the flames ignite GB’s contract:
:GB races across the field in a blind rage taking the ball from danceswithcats and takes off for Team 2’s goal mumbling the whole time:
I need a house, and a yacht, and 15 cars, and
:GB rings the ball off the goal posts in frustration:
Hey, it’s a contract year. I have to perform 
Standup Karmic uses one of those snake-things with the thumb-operated plunger on the handle that some people use to get things from behind the couch or under the fridge – only this one is much, much longer – to reach from his office at work right onto the field and grab the ball that Greenback just pinged off the post. If you’ve ever used one of those snake-things, you know that it can take half an hour just to grab something “just right” from under the fridge; it’s often much easier and quicker just to move th e fridge though not as much fun. Anyway, if you’ve ever experienced that, you know why S/K just barely manages to get hold of the ball before it slips from between the grips. DAMMIT! It lies there, waiting to be recovered by…
Oh, and Team 1. That’s two touches in a row! Go, us!!
: watches as the ball flung by Greenback ricochets and hits a scout directly in the forehead :
So much for that. 
: catches the rebound and takes off skipping down the field :
Son of A…
MotherF…
OG BLESS AMERICA, dammit! :mad:
: scoops up the ball dropped by Standup Karmic :
MINE!
le snarl
Team 2 D[sup]3[/sup]
Yoink!
Correction: Mine. Thanks for the handoff, teammate. 
Ok folks, Team 2 is three points away from maintaining our undefeated status. Lets close this out in style – we’re looking for the three-pointer here. That’s five consecutive Team 2 touches. harmless and myself make two, so let’s get three more Team 2’ers in here to finish this off.
Remember – our contracts call for fat performance bonuses for those involved in the winning play.
And with that, I give a doperball a behind-the-back pass to…
Greenback
:Seemingly alone except for teammate Standup Karmic, Greenback decides something drastic must be done and punctures the ball:
Let’s see you guys get ball movement with this.
: grabs the floppy ball from Greenback, huffs and puffs and passes out :
Based on the evil behavior of Greenback, this situation calls for Ballslime™.
No, this has nothing to do with my personal hygiene, thank yew. danceswithcats pulls a can of Ballslime™ from his Doperball Actionbelt™, and in no time has the puncture sealed, the ball inflated, and a pleasant scent of lilac in the air.
The crowd roars their approval Throw the ball, asshole so I toss it towards the Team 1 goal
Team 2 DDD
Doc snags the pass from danceswithcats, takes a whiff and decides he rather likes that smell. He sits down on the field and loving holds the ball to his nose, saying “You remind me of my grandmomma”.
Speaking of drastic, Standup grabs the ball from Doc to prevent any further public ball caressing. Knowing that he has some nasty deadlines at work and really needs to get back at ‘er, he does absolutely nothing fancy or creative and just throws the freakin’ ball.
Tanky mucho, Standup Karmic!
: harmless completely ignores the pile of papers on her desk (like who’s going to work in the last 20 minutes :rolleyes: ) and UPS’ the ball to… :