: grabs the salad tongs and goes for the ball in Standup Karmic’s pants :
:eek: OOOOoooo…dude, that’s gotta hurt!
: grabs the doperball and flings it, tongs and all :
I’m like a dog…any attention is good attention.
Standup thinks about chasing after the ball, but is hit with the realization that this is the third time this week he’s had salad tongs in his pants. Of course, this time wasn’t at the Ponderosa salad bar nor with that weird girl from the mall.
:heads off the field to go look for that weird girl from the mall
Puts on the BIG mittens, and looks for Harmless Caught the ball, but what just hit me in the head? :dubious: Salad tongs? Salad tongs! Do I have Karmic cooties in my hair now? Shakes head vigorously. Throws the ball between the legs, while shaking out the cooties.
Team 1
There ain’t nothing wrong with a canadian cootie.
Greenback picks up the ball and boots it downfield.
Thanks a-mighty, Greenback!
: turns and punts it too… :
Freshly returned from hunting for the weird mall girl (and, after having remembered that 1) that mall girl’s name was Steve; 2) that he still owes her $50; and, 3) there’s a point deficit to be made up), Standup retrieves the ball punted by harmless, does some cool Harlem Globetrotters-like spins and such, and tosses is closer to the Team 2 net…
…only to be denied by The Trailer. After Standup’s show of goofery (:D) I put on a true display of talent…until I drop the ball after bumping into…
Oof!
Watch yo’self, Nightwatch Trailer!
: grabs the balls from butterfingers and spirals it down the field to… :
team 1
Greenback takes the pass from team 2’s harmless and out of habit, runs the ball back to harmless and hands it over.
Merci, Greenback
Who want it?
Baby baby baby Let’s show that flat team who’s boss…
Oh no!~ I forgot I’m wearing the girly shoes! Heels are stuck in the ground. Awck! here they come! DDD’s! heads up! [Pass]
Oh, I most certainly would like that. S/K snags the ball right out of the air and spikes it at Greenback’s head.
Habit or no, they don’t need your help, Greenback.
: catches the hell out of that bounce! :
Neener, neener, Standup Karmic. 
[Groucho voice]I haven’t been in the habit since I met that young woman ready to enter the convent.[/voice]
With an appreciative glance at picunurse’s stilettos, danceswithcats snags a lateral from harmless, and leaping astride his atomic racing badger, carries the ball, along with the teal and lace Team DDD Flag towards the Team 1 end of the field.
Team 2 D[sup]3[/sup]
Oooo…what a perfect time for me to wander back onto the field. I’ll just lay out some atomic racing badger chow, have danceswithcats’s stallion scamper over my way, take the handoff and toss that sucker in for the score!
***Woohooo!!Gooooooooal!!! ***
Team 1
Score (I think):
Team 1: 3
Team 2: 5
Greenback takes the ball at midfield and, still holding the ball, starts protesting about how the team 2 DDD are wearing distracting, revealing uniforms. If they won’t cover themselves up, team 1 will also weal revealing uniforms and I know nobody wants that.
Finished with his speech, Greenback takes the ball and passes it back rugby style to…
Sorry, I went home for the weekend, and my e-mail wasn’t working. The score as I see it is
Team 1: 2
Team DDD: 7
Ball is in the center!
Sorry, I ment to type Team 1 with 3. I thought Team DDD scored three times, but I’ll go back over it and make sure.
Ah! I was right the first time! 2-7, Team DDD. Play on.
Team 2
Picking off Greenback’s toss, Hal realizes he has far to much to do today to be playing Doperball, so he gives the ball a chuck downfield and gets back to work.