Greenback takes the ball in stride racing down the field looking for an opening to thread a pass.
Sending the ball to the far side of the field to…
…to STandup Karmic’s golf tee that sits directly in front of him whilst he practices his swings. Noting the lucky landing, Standup swings his Big Bertha and drives the ball directly into Team 2’s net.
Score?
Note to Agonist:
You requested assistance in naming the team. May I suggest “Team 3” or “They, who Hal Briston envies”.
Let’s do this right:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLL!
Team 2’s Doc, grabs the ball from midfield. Sensing that it’s time for Team 2 to get on the stick, he promptly does so. Not sure at all how this will help matters, he throws the ball high into the air and says “Y’all gotta hold down the fort for the weekend, I’m going out of town”.
I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!
Are those cheerleaders???
:eek: *
*This as close to an ogle smiley I can find
: jumps up and down on the stick; grabbing the ball while Greenback is distracted :
harmless: why don’t I save you the trouble and just hand you the ball when I get it. I wouldn’t want you to tire while following me around on the field 
:trips harmless with the stick and sends the ball off in the other direction:
…S/K retrieves the ball and in the excitement of the game, forgets about the three-touch before goal rule. He uses the Texas Instruments graphing calculator he’s had since Grade 12 calculus to burn through some figures. Let’s see…wind speed and direction…earth rotation…moon gravitational pull…exceptional tightness of my spandex Doperball shirt which shoes off my massive guns and six-pack…
and fires it directly at team 2’s net!!!
But it misses!!!
…oh…forgot to carry the ‘1’.
Speaking of ‘1’…are any of my teammies near the ball? Please say it’s so!
The missed shot by S/K is deftly caught one-handed by danceswithcats who demonstrates multitasking by finishing a cold beer at the same time.
Tossing the bottle aside, he pulls out a precision pocket Doperball cannon, loads the firing chamber with cat food, inserts the ball into the muzzle, lights the fuse, and with a resounding MEOW the ball rockets towards Team 1’s goal
With the Team 1 goal, the score is (I believe):
Team 1: 2
Team 2: 3
Team 2 has one touch. . .
Ref’s been drinking again!
Team 1.
SHOT DENIED…
Yeti’s belly to big…The ball bounces off and heads back up the field to…
Hey! I was on the sideline when the ball hit me in the back. Oh my! I guess its my play (looks around for a teammate) CATCH!
Team 2.
Picnurse is tic, I’m tac… we need a toe for a perfect passing play. Come on team 2!!
:smack:
I mean two!
: Takes ball from Phelan to run it in for a point! :
Woo Hoo!
Team 1: 2
Team 2: 4
Ball is back in the middle!
I got it! Harmless? danceswithcats? Ready? (With the form of a shotputter)…ugh set GO!
: grabs the pass from picunurse :
Someone catch!
Johnny Bravo catches the Doperball, spins around, dribbles, wipes the dribble off his chin, and shoots for a goal! Goooaaaal!