You don’t know where that’s been*
Greenback slaps the ball away from harmless.
Team 1
Yeti picks it up this time, and since teammate greenback is having reservations about the balls cleanliness, pulls out a YetiCondom[sup]TM[/sup], rolls it over the ball (not even a snug fit, what gives?), and now safe balling can be had! Doesn’t lick it this time because lubricants are not a food group…but heaves it deep inside (team 2’s field) to…
Team 1
Greenback who, apparently having nothing better to do today, is loitering on the field.
The ball hits Greenback in the head and goes in anyway.
Greenback starts running around like he meant to do that.
It’s in the playbook…honest 
Gimme that!
: Snatches the ball from Greenback and hangs onto it tooth and nail while snarling feral-like :
Mine!
Zakalwe distracts harmless with a shiny object and takes the ball away. Whew!
We got a point, right?
You talk pretty big for someone who goes by the name of harmless 
Approaches harmless carefully with a syringe. It is time for your shot.
Not if I understand the rules correctly…you touched the ball twice without a point being scored or the other team getting control. Sorry.
Really?
Touch.
Touch.
Touch.
Did I miss something?
Greenback and Zakalwe start discussing doperball rules at midfield…
As I understand it, Zakalwe is right. You slapped the ball away from harmless, then Yeti got it, and then you touched it again. It has to be three consectutive, different posters Until either there is a score or change of possession.
As I understand it, Zakalwe is right. You slapped the ball away from harmless, then Yeti got it, and then you touched it again. It has to be three consectutive, different posters Until either there is a score or change of possession. Even if it were legal, you never said you shot the ball for a point.
Please excuse my double-post :smack: I guess I really wanted to get the point across.
Ummm…
Greenback - Team 1
Yeticus Rex - Team 1
Greenback - Team 1
Check the rules:
“once you touch the ball you cannot touch it again until there is a score, or the opposing team gains control.”
Your second touch should have been another Team 1 member or it’s no score. At least that’s how I understand it.
Or on preview, what JimSox5 said…
Having had JimSox5 hand him a rulebook showing that Greenback is indeed a moron, Greenback sits down at midfield and starts reading the 700 page rulebook cover to cover and making “did you know” comments as players run by.
Did you know that if the stadium crumples and your team dies, you can go recruit another team but you have to give up three points and be back within 10 minutes.
Team 1
Yeti Grabs the condom-encased ball, accidentally trips over greenback, finds rule book, eats it, lays on his back, does a dirt-angel (as opposed to a snow-angel) and knocks the ball a scant 10 yards towards…
Ref JimSox sez
You can’t do that! Greenback just showed me rule 156.45.666.732 subsection “quallifications” and it clearly states “Team 1 shall never have any players with even one scintilla of athletic ability”. Here’s my scintilla, right here in this mason jar - see, it’s got my name on it. Nyah!
As this Olympic sized rule debate rages on, **Doc[/d] casually takes the ball from wherever it is and, using just his big toe, propels it downfield.
Doc’s kick glances off the back of Zakalwe’s head causing him to drop the rule book
Racing over to save what is left of the rulebook, Greenback kicks the ball away to open field.
: recovers the ball yet again from Greenback :
Team 2 RULES! 
: archs it nicely down field to… :
harmless arcs the ball down the field to where Zakalwe is still looking for the rule book he dropped. Zakalwe notices the ball and throws it to…
Team 1.
Yeti. “You ain’t gonna do it with me on the field!” Boots the ball the other way to…