Pah, so I’ll grab from Strinka. I’m still upset.
Hi ya, Jim No one told me either. usually,** Harmless ** is around to bother me… I even kind of miss that cat song… Oh! Some one from team two come get this! I have to pee!
Stay there, you can’t have it again…
Feydeau grabs the ball and passes it to…
Here’s the team roster:
Team 1: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
Team 2: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z
I lost the point din’ I? sorry guys.
Strinka. Maybe this time we’ll score with three touches and not pass it off again. :: glares at picunurse :: He lobs it at the head of…
JimSox5 streaks in to intercept the bullet thrown at the back of picunurse’s head. Really, Strinka you could have caused serious injury. How about a little sportsmanship? That’s what Team 1 is all about, I swear. I’ll punt the ball way downfield, as far away from the unsportsmanlike Strinka.
Sternvogel, who suggests new teammate picunurse read and learn the revised rosters:
Team 1: A B C F G H I M N O T U Y
Team 2: D E J K L P Q R S V W X Z
Chance to catch my pass and put it in for the tying goal…
Oops. Well, I’ll atone for my belated posting above by calling for a fair catch, only to muff the ball, but have it bounce off my hands and into the GOAL!
Which, if I read this correctly, allows the as-yet-unnamed TEAM 2 to tie the game at 2-2. gardentraveler’s eyes hurt from reviewing both the rosters and the last few plays approximately 1 million times, so she closess them tightly, grabs what she hopes is the Doperball, and throws it in a random direction, away from herself…
…where it is caught by Strinka. Sorry picunurse. To make up for it, I’ll throw the ball at myself. The ball is taken from my unconscious form by…
Me, who spends the next few hours replying to posts before remembering the ball, and hurls it at…
Sternvogel, who completes the “S-to-S-to-S” play by punching the ball into the GOAL for a 3-2 lead!
Wandering back into the thread after a day of less than exciting domestic duties, danceswithcats takes a swallow of vodka and orange-pineapple juice, smiles at the cheerleaders, is informed that he has fruit pulp stuck to his moustache, and prior to pulling out his Swiss-Army solar-powered trimmer boots the ball downfield to…
…Feydeau who jumps straight up in the air and lobs the ball to…
gardentraveler who bravely climbs the tower at the nearest pool, looking desparately for another teammate, takes off her glasses and does a graceful dive, Doperball first, into the cold cold pool. She bobs out of the water and throws the ball energetically at someone she hopes is a teammate (she’s very nearsighted)…
noticing how she looks upon emergence from the cold, cold pool, danceswithcats gives gardentraveler a “How you doin’?” smile before realizing that she’s on the other team and that will have to wait. 
Regaining focus, he passes the ball off to…
Sternvogel, who has just bought a relish tray at the local Payless, and sets down the goodies before catching the ball and passing it for a potential scoring opportunity to…
…Feydeau, who grabs the ball and pushes danceswithcats into the pool. Feydeau then jumps into the pool, himself, tossing the ball through the air to…