Holy Crap! Two balls!
Well, I catch the one that was thrown first, and quickly pass it to…
…Fedyeau who tosses it to…
danceswithcats who has clambered quickly from the pool, grabbed the ball and run partially downfield to enthusiastic screaming before realizing his trunks are still in the pool :eek: :o and the screams were laughter. Hiding behind a scrimmage marker, the ball is booted to…
…Snakescatlady, who can’t remember if she’s the third on her team with possession. She sits down to think it over, allowing the cat to play with the DoperBall…
Knowing only that all 'S’s are the enemy, she distracts the cat with some catnip and stealthfully sneaks into the shadows, handing the ball to…
Scott gets nowhere near the ball, and leans over from making his coleslaw, russian dressing and potaoe chip burgers to tell Snakescatlady she is third, as per this post.
Sternvogel, who is the second to legally touch the ball on this possession, but hopes snakescatlady or another teammate is around to score a goal.
Whoops, on preview I see that I’m now taking the ball from honeydewgrrl (since Scott Plaid specifically said he was nowhere near the ball), and passing it to…
Wondering if Samel L. Jackson would proclaim that to be “A mighty tasty burger!” danceswithcats snags the pass from honeydewgrrl and hurls it mightily in the direction of…
well, in that case, I’ll take it from Sternvogel and pass to…
…Feydeau, who passes it to…
After emerging from the shadows and realizing she had handed the ball to a member of the wrong team, honeydewgrrl dives at Feydeau’s pass in an simultaneously epic yet meaningless personal quest for redemption. Fleeing from the scene of the theft, she trips over a relish plate, which sends the ball flying from her hands towards…
A somewhat recovered gardentraveler catches honeydewgirl’s pass. She hopes to distract the opposition by mentioning the fact that her swimsuit is still wet and hurls the Doperball into the GOAAAAAAAAAL!!!
Of course, GT fails to mention that her swim attire is vintage 1920s garb and not really all that revealing as she is actually modest and shy. Or at least that’s what she’d like you to think…
Team 1 (Hairy A’s): A B C F G H I M N O T U Y
Team 2 (???): D E J K L P Q R S V W X Z
Marque Elf takes the ball from the bounce (for some reason the ref thinks we’re playing Australian Rules or something) and gets an eyeful of toxic spit courtesy of his opponent who chose to spit on the ball rather than jump for it. Temporarily, perhaps permanently blinded, he tosses the ball in the general direction of what he believes is his team’s goal…
HA! didn’t think I’d sneek up on your right, did ya?
I got the Ba-all I got the Ba-all 
Team 2 ?? comeoncomeon…Come on! Oh there’s someone coming now. Hurry, I have to go rescue my stuff from the neighbor’s garage sale. Throws to…
You’re a guy??!?
me, who is already at the garage sale. Boiy, that ball went far. I sell it for 0.27 to…
Unfortunately for him, it is stolen by me (picunurse didn’t indicate from whom she was getting the ball, so her touch doesn’t count), and before I hit the food table, I pass off to…
Feydeau, who stops to look at the books at the garage sale. The ball is taken by…
Priceguy, who still harbours feelings of resentment after the fiasco his team suffered during Doperball IV. He is so determined not to let it happen again that he stumbles and drops the ball straight into the hands of…