Which actually was the butterfly-net I was holding in my other hand… never go to a match without one 
Game on!
(Ruby’s got the ball)
Now see, this is why doper ball is so much fun. Nobody has any clue who has the ball, who wants the ball or even if the ball exists.
Either you meant to get it from swampbear, in which case you don’t get it because you didn’t say you got it from her or your meant to get it from Priceguy, in which case, you don’t get it because swampbear got it first. In either case, you don’t get it.
Rubystreak, on team 2, has it.
In a moment of brilliance Kotick snatches the ball from Rubystreak with the butterfly-net and kicks it over to…
Her??? :dubious: I be a doperguy*, just so ya knows… Ok, Rubystreak keep that icky thing away from me…
[sub]*who really does like checkin’ out men’s butts[/sub]
The icky ball almost touched me again! For the last time, I’m kickin’ the icky thing, which rolls toward…
Improv Geek takes the pass, not sure what is going on and he juggles it for a few moments before losing control and sending the ball towards…
Rubystreak, who obviously has too much time on her hands. Let’s keep the ball away from poor, put-upon swampbear. We wouldn’t want him to get our germs. 
So, not knowing the rules, I take the ball and take a few steps from Rubystreak, not knowing who in the hell to pass it
to…
…someone for the score?..
EEW! The icky ball almost landed in the potato salad. Geez, people, can’t you see some of are trying to tailgate! Grabs paper towel, picks up icky ball and tosses it in the general direction of…
I’ll let you keep that, but next time, make sure to post who you’re getting it from.
Team 1: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
Team 2: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z
Wait, didn’t we just score when swampy kicked the ball?
By my calculations, only two of you touched it. You’re waiting for a third member of Team 1 to touch it, but that ain’t gonna happen, because I’m taking it back from swampbear for Team 2. Unless I’m wrong. Which is always possible.
But you’re not, and now professional Doperballer, international arms dealer and snappy dresser Priceguy has the ball again. Unfortunately, it’s not for long, as…
the ball lands in the middle of the charcoal grill just as swampbear lights the grill. Icky ball is now in flames! swampbear grabs the balls with his trusty tongs and hurls it…
Why am I still playing this game? Is anyone ever going to score? How silly is this? Rubystreak asks herself as she takes the ball from **swampbear ** yet again.
I pray you happen to be wearing oven mitts bein’ as the ball is in flames. 
Rubystreak makes a long throw up-field to a wide-open Rysto, who promptly tries a drop pass…
…which is intercepted by Snakescatlady who cleans off the char marks and kicks it toward any available Team 1 member (she hopes.).
Something else I should note for those of you who haven’t seen the previous Doperball games (despite the fact that all five are linked in the OP), the first member of a team to score a goal names their team.