Rysto, who seems to be Team 2’s designated punt returner, calls for a fair catch, and is promptly run over by a stampede of Quetzals. The ball dribbles out of the pile to…
But Rubystreak is a brutal, heartless player who actually would stomp on Captain Carrot’s glasses with nary a second thought if she thought it would get her team one stinking point, wrests the ball away from him and runs, or tries to, until she is calculatingly intercepted by…
Too busy talking smack to notice that Rysto posted first, Rubystreak can get the ball before it lands back in Team 1’s hands. Anyone from Team 2 besides us can score now and name the team!
Except that anyrose steals the ball from Rubystreak and passes it to . . .
Rysto, who’s wondering when a third member of Team 2 will show up, passes the ball back in Rubystreak’s direction…
And Ludy pulls in for the catch and hopefully tosses to a most wonderful team 2 player
Captain Carrot yet again intercepts the spiral from Rubystream, handing it casually to…
I think that I still have the ball. Ludy didn’t say where he got the ball from, and Captain Carrot tried to take the ball from Rubystreak instead of me.
Rysto has it.
Ball is currently with team 2.
Score is 2 - 0
Paging a Team 2 Player
Paging a Team 2 Player
Team 2 Player requested on field
I take it from Rysto and drop-kick it to…
For the record, I mentioned Rubystreak because I loaded this thread a while before I posted, and at the time, she had it last.
anyrose, who bounces it a few times, stuffs it under her shirt to pretend she’s pregnant, then takes it out and surreptitiously hands it off to…
Rysto makes a brilliant defensive play to break up the potential goal, and tries to find someway to generate some offense…
before Captain Carrot once again seizes the opportunity from Rysto, quickly giving it to…
GT, who, unwisely attempting to prove she can juggle, tries to grab one of swampy’s beer cans and the grill and trips over a chair and loses control of the ball to…
anyrose, who rushes to the goal and spikes it for point # 3. w00t!
Should have passed it, anyrose, 'cause I could have gotten it. And passed it to…
danceswithcats, having forgotten about the game whilst working all day, shuffles onto the field, scratches himself, and snags the ball from Captain Carrot. After a brief display of spherical spinnitude, of which Meadowlark Lemon would be proud, he securely tapes the Doperball to RoboGoat, which is programmed to head towards the opponent’s goal…
Rysto changes the batteries in danceswithcats’ RoboGoat, and watches it scream towards the Jovial Quetzals’ goal…
…only to have it deftly blocked!
Hal ties a couple of bungee cords betwixt some nearby trees, strrrrrrrrretches them back, drops the DoperBall in, and lets that sucker fly! It sails all the way downfield to…