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Captain Carrot, almost breaking his glasses again (which Rubystreak, as the previous poster, offers to replace), but he secures it firmly before kicking it to…
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Rysto, who seems to be Team 2’s designated punt returner, calls for a fair catch, and is promptly run over by a stampede of Quetzals. The ball dribbles out of the pile to…
[QUOTE=Captain Carrot]
Captain Carrot, almost breaking his glasses again (which Rubystreak, as the previous poster, offers to replace), but he secures it firmly before kicking it to…
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But Rubystreak is a brutal, heartless player who actually would stomp on Captain Carrot’s glasses with nary a second thought if she thought it would get her team one stinking point, wrests the ball away from him and runs, or tries to, until she is calculatingly intercepted by…
[QUOTE=Rysto] Rysto, who seems to be Team 2’s designated punt returner, calls for a fair catch, and is promptly run over by a stampede of Quetzals. The ball dribbles out of the pile to…
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Too busy talking smack to notice that Rysto posted first, Rubystreak can get the ball before it lands back in Team 1’s hands. Anyone from Team 2 besides us can score now and name the team!
[QUOTE=Rubystreak]
Too busy talking smack to notice that Rysto posted first, Rubystreak can get the ball before it lands back in Team 1’s hands. Anyone from Team 2 besides us can score now and name the team!
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Except that anyrose steals the ball from Rubystreak and passes it to . . .
I think that I still have the ball. Ludy didn’t say where he got the ball from, and Captain Carrot tried to take the ball from Rubystreak instead of me.
[QUOTE=anyrose] anyrose, who bounces it a few times, stuffs it under her shirt to pretend she’s pregnant, then takes it out and surreptitiously hands it off to…
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Rysto makes a brilliant defensive play to break up the potential goal, and tries to find someway to generate some offense…
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before Captain Carrot once again seizes the opportunity from Rysto, quickly giving it to…
[/QUOTE] GT, who, unwisely attempting to prove she can juggle, tries to grab one of swampy’s beer cans and the grill and trips over a chair and loses control of the ball to…
[QUOTE=gardentraveler] GT, who, unwisely attempting to prove she can juggle, tries to grab one of swampy’s beer cans and the grill and trips over a chair and loses control of the ball to…
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anyrose, who rushes to the goal and spikes it for point # 3. w00t!
danceswithcats, having forgotten about the game whilst working all day, shuffles onto the field, scratches himself, and snags the ball from Captain Carrot. After a brief display of spherical spinnitude, of which Meadowlark Lemon would be proud, he securely tapes the Doperball to RoboGoat, which is programmed to head towards the opponent’s goal…
[QUOTE=Rysto] Rysto changes the batteries in danceswithcats’ RoboGoat, and watches it scream towards the Jovial Quetzals’ goal…
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…only to have it deftly blocked!
Hal ties a couple of bungee cords betwixt some nearby trees, strrrrrrrrretches them back, drops the DoperBall in, and lets that sucker fly! It sails all the way downfield to…