But as Hal forgot to remove the RoboGoat, once the ball hits the ground, it resumed its march on the Quetzals’ goal…
danceswithcats, who is just finishing a leftover Mudslide from Saturday’s soiree. Placing his glass on the sidelines, he raises a 1920’s Style jai-alai cesta-punta, snagging said ball from Hal Briston, and hurling it back upfield towards…
Teams:
Apparently late in postitude, danceswithcats accepts the RoboGoat pass from Rysto and trots downfield with the little cyber-fella towards…
…Hal, who maintains possession of the remote for the (what model are we up to now…must be eight or nine, I think) RoboGoat Mark VIII. Taking control of the metal beast, the RGMVIII snags the DoperBall in his toothy maw, and with a firey roar, sends it sailing over to…
danceswithcats, who has worked with programming geeks in the far east to crack the language of RGMVIII and now has a pirated remote! Sending the beast turning on heel, he pushes “Mincemeat” on the remote, and watches as RoboGoat chases Hal Briston down field…
But then dark wizard Priceguy, disgusted with the use of modern technology, causes the RoboGoat to dissolve into faerie dust with a diabolical incantation. This leaves the ball and a frightened Hal Briston, whom Priceguy heartlessly slays with the Cursed Dagger of Kael. He then proceeds to surgically insert the ball into Hal’s chest cavity and perform forbidden rituals to animate the deceased sheep-fancier.
Now a mindless zombie, Hal starts lurching downfield with the ball in his body. While admiring his handiwork, Priceguy settles down with a Doperball rulebook to confirm that this counts as his own possession and not Hal’s.
Rysto reminds Priceguy that Hal was the only authoritative source of the rules of Doperball. While Priceguy ponders the dilemma, Rysto spins the zombie-Hal around, disorienting him and pointing him towards the Quetzals’ goal.
Seeing the zombie of Hal lurching past, Kotick wips out his butterfly-net and ushers the zombie into the goalzone. Since the ball is lodged in the chestcavity of the zombie, Kotick has to push the zombie over and repeatedly jump on the zombie in hope of a clean score for team 2. Exhausted from jumping he awaits the umpires judgement…
I need to ask - Rysto, had you changed teams? you seem to be playing for the JQs. and if that’s you’re intention, then Kotick’s goal shouldn’t count
Rubystreak, who is stretching, wiping sleep from her eyes, only to find balls hurtling towards her face. Not that it’s an unusual occurrence 
But before they hit the bridge of her nose, she deftly deflects it into the hands of…
EEEEEEEEEW!!! The icky ball touched me again! swampbear pops open another beer while kicking the icky ball and letting it roll…
Rubystreak, others got that pass long before you, and swampbear, since Rubystreak never got the ball, neither did you.
I’m ruling that Kotick did get a goal, and worth two points since it went through four people on team 2. Rysto, you don’t get to switch teams without changing your name.
Kotik, name your team.
Score is 3 - 2
No one has the ball.
I will call team 2 “Team Lazy Explosion”.
Game on!
Quit throwing that icky ball at me! Nudges ball out of the way where…
Priceguy, finally fed up with swampbear’s cutesy overuse of the word “icky”, kicks it downfield and challenges the aforementioned bear to fisticuffs. Meanwhile, the ball spirals towards…
Rubystreak, who has no idea what the hell else has happened or how she screwed up, probably continues to screw up by passing the ball to…
Captain Carrot, who proceeds to shove it into the chest of…
Rysto, who belatedly realizes that Priceguy is on his team :smack:. As he smacks himself on the forehead, he drops the ball, and it’s picked up by…
Captain Carrot again, who is constantly refreshing this thread, and drop-kicks the ball into the waiting embrace of…