Dan, guns?!? And after I clued you into the hydrocortisone. ::shakes head ruefully:: I’m just going to assume that you are cranky from your rash, and try to ignore the fact that you would conspire with my Mortal Enemy ™. 
It’s okay, I’m paying dantheman scale to help me out.
Listen up Brit boy, I’ll smack you down like the Redcoats in the Revoloutionary War. Then I’ll take your British Biscuits and feed them to the dogs. 
Nah, I was bastardizing a song by Warren Zevon: “Lawyers, guns, and money”.
Oh, well in that case, all is forgiven*! 
(Sorry I didn’t catch the reference; I’m afraid I’m not very familiar with Warren Zevon)
(*Unless this is an evil scheme to get in my good graces so you can act as a mole for Slortar, who apparently has taken my suggestion and is looking for better help)
Lucky for you the job market is so bad; you’ll actually be able to get competent henchmen, even though you’re only paying scale.
Why you damned upstart colonial!
I’ve got bloody furniture older than that miserable thing you call a Republic!
I’ve going to give you a bloody good thrashing and expose you for the cur that you are!
I hereby challenge you to a duel sir! Tomorrow, dawn, Hounslow Heath.
Bring a Ping-pong racket.
Bibliovore, old chap, will you be my second?
The Neglected Dopers club forms to the left.
And don’t be giving us love because we mentioned we don’t get no love.
I’ve got underwear older than your furniture, suh!
well that certainly explains your somewhat colourful odour, dear boy.
Silly empire! I don’t wear it! It’s part of my private classic underwear collection, soon to be seen on ebay.
Whoa. I missed another AL Dopefest? When was that? I thought the one planned for a couple months ago fell through.
And GA Dopefests? I didn’t even know such things had been in the offing.
So take that, you big poopyhead.
By a curious coincidence, we are having a DopeFest in Orlando next Sunday and another one further north the weekend after that…
Don’t know if there’s been a recent one. I was referring to the AL one that we went to 12 or 18 months ago.
Also, I’ve met up with dopers in ATL on 4 or occasions, and nearly all (if not all) of them had corresponding MPSIMS threads.
Dookie-breath.
Colonial? COLONIAL! Look, just because your “soldiers” weren’t man enough to take us tough Americans is no reason to hold a 200 year grudge. Me whipping you in Ping-Pong is, though.
I won’t need a second. It’s not like there’s a challenge awaiting me or anything.
See? I knew it. Nobody wants to meet me.
You fear me.
That must be it.
Only when the wind is blowing. Some of really don’t wanna know what you wear under than kilt.
ignoring the fact that he was named next to last An Enterprise Dope Fest would be the coolest thing ever. The people in those threads (Archernar, carnivorousplant, Cervaise, Kn*ckers, Linus Van Pelt, **NoClueBoy **, **Tars Tarkas **, **tracer **, vivalostwages, Wearia etc.) are the only Dopers I really, really want to meet.
Hey, vivalostwages, I’d like to meet you and the rest of the Doper teachers too. We could sit and trade war stories over a few beers, or something stronger if y’all prefer.
Gosh, there’s so many Dopers I’d like to meet that I can’t name them all here. I will say one that sticks out the most is Unca Cecil. [giggle]
I want to meet the ones with my favorite screen names, the A-number-one being:
Satisfying Andy Licious
I also wouldn’t mind meeting
John Mace
because he’s the one conservative I seem to be able to carry on a semi-intelligent conversation with