Me an’ jinwicked’ll just be over here not wanting to meet you bastages.
Hmph.
Goes without saying that I’d like to meet jinwicked.
Calm down, I just got here!
jinwicked–I own a coaster with her artwork on it, and maybe I could get her autograph?
celestina, Manatee, pseudotriton ruber ruber (we’re all teachers); and Kn*ckers, NoClueBoy, tarragon918, Aesiron, Linus Van Pelt–and our gang in the ENT threads
Ah well. Ogres are solitary critters anyhow.
cries
Twisty and Tir. Damn Atlantic Ocean 
I’d like to meet everybody. But the short list includes, in alpha order:
Amarinth
Anahita
AntaresJB (where’s she been lately, anyway?)
AuntieEm
biggirl
Dangerosa
Dewey Cheathem and Howe
Elucidator
Eve (but of course)
gobear
Guinastasia
Irishgirl
JinWicked – yes, you were always there, not just 'cuz of the guilt thing (I dig your art)
JuanitaTech
Kn*ckers
LaurAnge
MandaJO
matt_mcl
monstro
Rilchiam
Siege
SnoopyFan
Tomndebb
ZevSteinhart
I’m sure that I’ll think of a dozen more as soon as I click “Submit”.
Off the top of my head, undoubtedly forgetting many and misspelling a few:
Q.E.D.
Johnny L.A.
Twickster
Zenster
FairyChatMom
Czarcasm
Coldfire
Whack-a-Mole-for obvious reasons
And, The Master Himself, Mr. [size=4]Cecil Adams[/size=4]
Aww quit yer bitchin. I’ve pointed out numerous times that I would like to meet jinwicked, but she barely even acknowledges my existence. And if you’re over in the corner with her feeling sorry for yourself, then I’ll get to meet you too. 
i’d quite like to meet you, welby. preferably somewhere where there is a ping-pong table nearby.
Well, since you seen to miss every AL and GA dopefest that I’ve been to, I didn’t want to meet you either, you jerkfaced jerk.
Do you want a piece of me? Do YOU want a piece of ME???
oh you talk BIG American. Lets see you step up to the table and prove it
We definitely need some kind of cross-atlantic dopefest thing. anyone own an Atlantic Island that we can use?
Meaning?
I’d like to meet dantheman as well,
and jinwicked.
Also - any dopers from FL?
What about a FL doper-meeting type thing?
They all do - I think its a complex of some sort. 
Not me. But then I’m a poor penniless academic. Besides, we know that we’d whoop their backsides in the really important things - like decent beer drinking. But meeting the US Dopers would be very very cool. Hmmm… I wonder if I can get my supervisor to send me to a conference in the States? That way, not only could I meet some of the US Dopers, but my department would pay for it.
I dream of finding a decent techie conference in Vegas that i can justify being sent to. 
Hehe. There’s one for me at CalTech, around Easter time
Considering what a newbie I still am, I hadn’t even bothered to open this thread. Then I read Lobsang’s Vanity Search thread and, of course, had to do a search on my name. (not something I routinely do). So imagine my joy and surprise to find not one, not two, but three of my favorite Dopers wanted to meet me, too! I feel so loved!
Of course, I would love to meet all the Dopers, I think that goes without saying. The best thing would be for us to have one massive, world wide Dopefest, so everyone could meet everyone. Barring that, however, I would love to be face to face with any or all of the following (not in any sort of order, just off the top of my head):
[ul]
[li]Welby, who does a great Rue impression[/li][li]Swampbear who has angels in his pants[/li][li]Slortar, my Nemesis ™. For obvious reasons[/li][li]Rue deDay Mondays wouldn’t be the same without him[/li][li]Kn*ckers I’d love to find out what that asterisk stands for[/li][li]Exgineer Manly, yes, but still sensitive enough to write poetry. Bad poetry, but still… ;)[/li][li]FairyChatMom The coolest mom on the block[/li][li]Eve the Grande Dame of the boards[/li][/ul]
This is just a tiny sample. There’s too many to list, really.
I don’t know their names, but I want to meet the hottest guys on this board and have mad sex with them. Or meet the smartest guys on this board and have mad sex with them. Rawwrrrr!