Same here. I’d say a good 85-90% of the time I don’t even read the name of the poster whose post I’m reading.
Yes
Not that I know of
heh
yes, and one
yep
maybe
100% (not a vegan, btw)
Are there really people who keep actual notes on this kind of thing, though? Other than just what they remember in their head? Cuz that’s freaky :eek:
Hmm, Opalcat finds keeping actual files on Dopers disturbing. I’ll make a note of it in her file.
You (and your parents) are short. Like < 5 feet. The counters in your kitchen are built to your height. Your parents are deaf. You wear glasses and have short brown hair. You have (in my head) a charming English accent when I read your posts. I want to say that you do work or have worked in a retail environment, but I’m not certain.
Off The Top Of My Head
picunurse is a retired nurse who did her 30 years in peds, and now enjoys bunjee jumping, naked sky diving, and cross stitching. Ok, I made up all three.
No clue Boy is in construction and suffers from OCD regarding Star Trek and in his spare time he likes to cluck like a chicken.
Jonathan Chance is an editor to a magazine (something about birds?), recently moved to Ohio, has 1.3 daughters. He is an avid reader of TigerBeat Magazine and is an exceptional belcher.
Kalhoun was previously married to a man much older than her, but that didn’t work out, married now for…almost twenty years(?), one son ( I think) her inlaws are really big into graveside funeral crying rituals and she is a secret Ninja master on the side.
Tanookie has two children, an addiction to a varied of on line games and loves monopoly. When she isn’t looking to score with Mr. Moneybags or Go To Jail, she moonlights as a car wash attendant in Massachusets named Simbul at the Tunnel O’ Suds.
Qadop the Whateverian is a doctor who left private practice to work in Prison Medicine, is a scholar of Tolkein and has survived not only a nasty plane crash, but the joys of being a landlord. Little known fact about this man is that in 1972 he was named " Ms. Sweet Potato " at the Wisconsin fair.
Lobsang Lives on the Isle of Mann, so that makes him a Manx and, yes, he is tail-less. It is rumored that he does purr if you stroke him. He is a student or possibly, a gigilo, which the latter would explain why he always asks the most excellent questions.
Coldfire when not asserted his jackbooted moderator’s iron grip on the doper masses, is a mild mannered Clogged banker or international spy. He has been known to ride his bike drunk. He calls somewhere near Amsterdarn his home and is anxiously and most hornily awaiting the arrival of his mail order bride, Heloise.
Heloise is from California, on route to AMS, totalled her car in April and I need closure on that part of her life. How are you doing?
XJetGirlX is an artist who lives in Florida ( west coast…tampa?) with her husband who is works with stiffs all day. She is a member of the Doper Chick Hottie Brigade, according to all the graffitti on the doper bathroom walls.
John Carter of Mars Lives in Alabama ( or mississippi…I get them mixed up all the time.), has a crazy neighbor named Bubba who likes to give JCOM his honey. Bubba, FTR, is the BOMB in a furry russian hat. In his spare time, JCOM likes to fix up houses, play in the sprinkler and looks like Pierce Brosnan.
Delphica lives in Brooklyn, is an avid reader and an artist with clay jewelry of some sort. She belongs to a book club, dispenses excellent advice and likes to listen to tuba solo’s. She possibly has children. (sorry, my inner eye is clogged.)
dangermom lives in Walnutville or Watsonville, CA. Has kids and in her spare time she helps little old ladies break their addiction to bingo.
Ginger of the NOrth A former Canadian married a doper from MD ( or is it VA?) has a daughter or possibly a son. She is expecting a baby in Novemberish? Gingy tells people that she was an insurance adjustor or something like that in Canunkistan, but really, she was Dudley Do-Right’s side kick.
MattMcl lives in Quebec, speaks 932 languages, is a translator and activist for Gay & Human rights issues. His role model was his late father who was well known and respected journalist. He likes pina colada’s and getting caught in the rain.
Philosphr is a college professor who is married and lives either in CT, VT or Park Place. ( Definately not the crappy purple properties.) Has a siamese kitten that is named Ping Pong or Mei Li or Long Duck Dong. When he isn’t coming up with excellent threads, he is a mild mannered super hero in real life.
Scott Evil has been sober for over a year and has married or is about to be married to his partner , whose name just escapes me, but it begins possibly with J. (Jeremy?) He has an office job, lives in the states and wears whitey tighties.
Jarbaby is an actress from Chicago who is married, loves …umm…Green Bay football and is a most excellent arguer in the Pit. She has won the Tour de France 7 times.
Hedra has two kids, lives somewhere that I cannot recall, is published and working on another book and last I read, was joyously ( and I hope that it still is the case) expecting a baby in mid November. When she isn’t dispensing solid advice, she enjoys underwater basketweaving.
False God works for the Consulate/Embassy in Sri Lanka. Moves every year or so. He is a diplomatic something or other, I could tell you more, but then I would have to kill myself.
China Guy is a guy. He lives in China. He is a teacher at an American School or Chinese School or possibly he is just a really lost tourist that refuses to ask directions. He scored a 1650 on his SAT’s.
Ok. That about does it for me tonight. Any errors, naturally, are my own, but society is to blame.
Which just goes to prove that the SDMB is a community, by any definition of the word. We know things about each other, often a scary amount of things, and we care/hate/love/lust after/idolize/etc. each other.
Great Ghu, but I do love this place! 
He certainly does wear tighty whities, but he’s a Montrealer, just like matt_mcl, detop, Laurange, Upside_Down_Amber, and I.
Wow…I’d flunk SDMB Profiling 101. If someone had asked me to name other Gay Dopers, off the top of my head I could probably have only named two of the above…but you forgot to mention Otto who has done an admirable job of carrying the Pride flag in many a discussion.
Still, I am honored to be included in such a faabulous group…so, was it the way I type with a lisp, or is it the fact that I write faabulous with an exta a? Or did we once meet at a truck stop in New Jersey?
Hey! That’s all true! I’m 4ft10 
Yeah, and I forgot Esprix, jayjay, and supervenusfreak. And others, I’m certain. As to how I knew, you’ve mentioned it a couple times here or there, and as a fellow friend of Dorothy, I remembered it.
BTW, Shirley, xjetgirlx lives in Tallahassee, not Tampa. Tallahassee isn’t on a coast, really, but where the Big Bend meets the Panhandle.
Esprix is a big fan of Babylon 5 and the Nickelodeon original cartoon Invader Zim.
JayJay He can crochet.
Just what I remember in my head. Now, if some people are actually taking notes, that is freaky.
Has this thread made anyone else want to start keeping files on other Dopers? Or is it just me? :eek:
Luckily, I’m too busy to ever actually do it. [sub]scribbles “thinks he’s too busy” under own makeshift file[/sub]
Wow, Shirly Ujest that’s just plain impressive. Let me see what I can remember.
Biggirl lives in NY somewhere commutes on the Long Island, and has recently stopped drinking due to some kind of illness. She has I think two teenagers and is married and addicted to romance novels. I also thinks she likes to walk around the house nude, but 'm not sure if thats just a fantasy of mine .
HaplesXL I think I’m spellling that right is a fellow Oaklander is mixed race I think Asian and something else. She’s married.
I also believe auntie em is a fellow Oaklander.
minty green has a crush on NY Giants football player whose name escapes me buit he plays Tight End, hates Brett Favre, and is a hapless Bears fan.
mostro is a scientist of some sort, works with mostly men, and was raised in Atlanta.
Kricket lives in the Midwest, Indianna if I remember correctly, works for Oscar Meyers and has 3 kids.
** Johnathan Chance** was out of work for a while and relocated to take a job that payed less than his previous position, but has a really nice house now.
Airman Doors is a Steelers fan, and was also out of work for a long period of time. He’s currently becoming more liberal in his mindset and it’s pissing him off :D, he’s married to MsRobyn they have one child.
acrossthesea was married to a lunatic stationed in Japan(?) recently returned to the States and is now somewhere in the midwest and works at Walmart.
TellmeImNotCrazy I believe lives in Maryland.
I can do more, but I’m having trouble remembering names.
I resent that. Not just the “wears whitey tighties” bit, but “lives in the States” part. 
stuffy is African-American, has a step-father and a step-brother, and as a child swam in a travelling municipal pool. He is married. His mother is computer literate. (All that from just one thread. Did you ever verify that that photo was you and your family, stuffy?)
Biblio has wonderful tastes in television shows.
Baker has had run-ins with Fred Phelps.
Qadgop loves to tease his daughter.
Master Wang-ka tells excellent comedic stories.
Fairy Chat Mom loves brownies and has a daughter attending my alma mater.
My turn, my turn!!
saramamalana uses Comic Sans in AIM, but I like her anyway. (Explanatory link)
Most of my Doper knowledge comes from AIM chats.
CanvasShoes is from Alaska, recently moved to Texas, and is reluctantly returning to Alaska.
Liberal watches Real World/ Road Rule Extreme Challenges.
yosemite lives in southern California, has a sister who is married to a conservative black guy, and has at least two nephews.
TeaElle bakes and goes to church.
JuanitaTech is a Republican who drives an SUV and refuses to dine at chain restaurants.
Zoe is a retired Southern schoolteacher who knew Oprah or somebody like Oprah.
Wesley Clarke is an overweight college student who’s brother was turned down from medical school.
Stuffy is from Detriot and used to swim in a portable swimming pool. He is married.
Worldeater has tattoos.
evensven currently works three jobs–one at Denny’s, one at Blockbusters, one at an unknown place–and got a degree in film studies. She has a mental illness, comes from a humble background, and is a vegetarian.
scott evil used to post on Planetsucks.com.
acrossthesea has the same birthday that I have.
Flamsterette is Asian and has a “thing” for birthdays.
Cisco has Tourette’s Syndrome.
cityboy believes he can astrally project.
vanilla lives with her elderly father (grandfather?) with her son, who may be repeating the fifth grade. She is a devout Christian who is liberal.
Askia used to live near my childhood home and attended Booker T. Washington High. He’s a teacher.
Biggirl has seen Purple Rain and has a friend who thinks she’s a sell-out. Also, she’s half Puerto Rican and has a daughter named Ebony (I think).
SanguineSpider has a daughter who is autistic and she buys Dasani.
holmes has a father who could pass as white (he’s black), just like my father.
wring is a mother.
rjung has experience in the criminal justice system.
Guinastasia and gobear have history degrees.
avabeth made cookies so that her coworkers would like her. She’s new to her job, and she loves it.
Audrey Levins has read “Waiting to Exhale”.
carnivorousplant once posted a GQ thread about killifish.
Green Bean lives in New Jersey.
Just call me monstro the omniscient.
While I appreciate the mention (you know that’s true, me being the vain doper that I am) I must point out that a true ‘manx’ (the preferred term is ‘manxman’) would take offence to your calling me ‘manx’ as to them I am a ‘comeover’
I will obligingly purr if you stroke me. (please stroke me!)
I stopped being a student years ago. If my questions happen to be excelent (I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt) then it is because I lead a boring existence in which the mind ponders unusual things out of a desperate desire for attention.
Sorry to contradict you, just updating the Lobsang file.