You’re a Gamer. Also, you’re having some problems with Comcast Digital.
Nocturnal_Tick lives in England and is a student. Also, a smart-ass.
Ponder Stibbons lives in England and has a huge mustache. Also, a smart-ass.
Hal Briston lives in New Jersey with kittenlm, his beautiful wife. They both live within 6 miles of where they were born, at two different hospitals. Also, he’s a smart-ass who is currently somewhere in the Poconos. And he hates mustard.
Eve is beautiful and brilliant. Also, she’s a smart-ass.
harmless is a beautiful artist, drinks Bailey’s and lives in Florida. Oh, I almost forgot: she’s a smart-ass.
This is what I know off the top of my head, except for the stuff about BraheSilver, which I had to research. Researching Dopers is easy. Search their username, look at all their posts, pick the ones that contain personal information, copy and paste into your scrapbook. Within no time, you’ll know so much about everyone you’ll scare them. Of course, who has time for such things? I’m busy reading new threads. Oh, and working, too. Sometimes. Later!
Rufus Xavier is a big ol’ attention ho with a desire to take over the SDMB. I suspect he is stockpiling 1920’s style deathrays somewhere. Do not believe anything he says.
Innocuous – but you’re Jewish, and had (have?) a chance to go to Israel this summer as some kind of heritage-return thing; you’re early- to mid-20s, so this is the last year you’re young enough for this program.
Hee! Excellent, but I only speak four languages at all well, and kind of speak a fifth. Also my dad wasn’t really my role model; we fought like Kilkenny cats when I was younger, though I did come to respect him more later on in life.
Happy Scrappy, what I know isn’t fair to submit really, since I learned it outside the boards at the Dopefest…but what the heck! Umm…you were a bouncer at some point, you worked/lived in New Orleans, a law student recently I think, and you like cabs.
Angua, the astronomer, is a paid in full member of the Doper Hot Chicks Society. (Sorry, love. had too) And is very big on active galactic core emmisions, including the MATH! Whoa! (So, if an astronomy GQ comes up, and she’s one of the ones answering, you’re getting a good answer. )
Her younger brother is at uni with her now (?), after having a rather unpleasant experience with a privileged upper class twit.
She loves pubbing, and looks great in Tir’s hands. Homebrew just took a job in a new place, moving a few scores of miles away. So far, he seems to like it, but the grocery stores are actively stalkling his major fears.
Aslan of Narnia is an engaging young fellow from some Canadian metropolis (West coast) whose parents are unfortunately on the outs, causing him some greif. He doesn’t let that stop him from helping other people with certain problems, tho. And he loves writing his own songs and stories. I think he’s a gamer.
VivaLosTwages is a pilot, or knew Pontius Pilate, something to do with Pilates… I think she just likes playing with big balls.
**Brainiac4 ** and Dangerosa are married have (a) kid(s). Details are hazy as some of Dangerosa’s posts would lead me to think they had no kids, but Brainiac sometimes has to “go be a dad” while playing CoH.
Consarn it!!! You’ve hit the nail on the head! You’ve revealed the real me! Now I must post a page from my Doper file in order to take my revenge!
laina_f - Has cats and dogs that bring their kills into the house. Mother is a narcissist. Has several unused remote controls lying around. Sent harmless a book as the prize for winning the attention ho contest. Eats_Crayons - Old Girlfriend:Sniffs_Markers; New Girlfriend: chews_Pencils. Added new RAM to computer, now it doesn’t work. Photographs ruins. Canadian. Girl. Annie-Xmas Has been collecting comic books since age 8. Hates the NJ State Employment Office. Sampiro Is on Atkins. Lives in a small town Central Georgia. Has some VERY tasteless ideas for TV commercials. biddee Engaged to be married. Doesn’t hate instant coffee. Used to get thorns in feet from running around barefoot. Delivered her baby vaginally. Is on a small island in the Caribbean. Enola Straight About 10 years ago, had a shower outside the house. Once asked Tug McGraw for an autograph. Hates bullies. Duckster - Left-handed. Shirts face left in the closet. Prefers the aisle seat on an airplane. Cluricaun - SD Brat Packer(yay!). Drinks a Canadian Club double sweet manhattan. Has taken Enzite. Makes his living on the phone. Dips cheese in peanut butter for a snack. Schnitte - Is currently gamemaster of an email Diplomacy game. Is a law student in Germany who has an interest in economics. Needed help using sealing wax on an envelope once. Satyagrahi - His wife works as a translator. Thinks the Governator isn’t all that bad. Is not a biochemist. Thinks the probability of Illinois electoral votes going to Bush is 0.
