Dopers keeping tabs on other Dopers... The DopeFiles.

Hey, I didn’t know that.
*::: makes a note and files it away in my secret Doper File Cabinet ::: * :wink:
My husband is a volunteer firefighter. And I’m wearing one of his new station shirts right now. Tanker 38. I’m gonna sleep in it tonight.

Don’t worry, you’re on my list.
You are all on my list!
MwahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha!

oh, wait.
Wrong list. :smack:

: ahem :

Don’t worry, you’re on my list.
Most of you are on my list!
MwahahaHAHAHAHAhahaha!
:smiley:

(I’m doing my whole harem and that takes a long time! :stuck_out_tongue: )

Eve use to work with Pwincess Pwecious, then moved on to Cell Phone Lady(Who reminds me of Judith on 3rd Rock from the Sun). Her neighbor, Wanda Sue is currently in jail or detox and when she became a war refugee September 11th, 2001, she zipped into a doorway to change into a fresh pair of panty hose.

Cartooniverse did not need to change his pantyhose September 11th, he charged right into the thick of things as he is a Liscenced Paramedic and gave one hellova first hand account of that horrible day. He also recently covered President Reagan’s funeral with his camera crew, where he went for a record of 11 hours without peeing and he refused to do ‘little rabbit foo foo’ fingers infront of the camera.

Cecil Adams is married to Mrs. Adams and is all knowing.

Well, I guess I should offer myself up as a sacrifice.

What have y’all got on me?
:stuck_out_tongue:

BTB = Big Tall Building. And yes, you’re otherwise 100% correct.

I do bake and go to church. Gold star for Monstro.

I don’t know anything about anyone that hasn’t already been mentioned. But I’m surprised that no one knows anything else about me. I guess I need to hang in MPSIMS more?

You had a kidney stone in '88. That hurt worse than the gall stones you had last year that led to a gall bladder removal. You’re a Republican, you believe movie stars and sports stars are grossly overpaid, and you believe anyone anywhere anytime has the right to terminate their own life.

Rufus, I thank you. I didn’t think anyone ever read my posts except in the Pit :smiley:

Close enough, I got back in mid-June. But that’s only the most recent stuff I’ve posted in MPSIMS… :slight_smile:

Wow! :slight_smile:

I wonder what they were…?

Close but no cigar. I was for a glorious shining moment the Queen of Skankified Sluttiness. :bows:

I knew it - this IS just like high school, and I am safely inconspicuous in my little corner.

AKA the pitiful whine for attention which occasionally arose from my little corner in high school. And if you ignore me again, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll go read a book!! So there!

Hey, Sinshine, nobody’s mentioned me either, but you don’t see me all crying out for attention. . . . .much. . . well, maybe a just a little. Maybe even a more than a little :wink:

I do know a fair amount about our beloved Flami, but I’m not sure how much of it she wants exposed in this thread.

Sorry, I forgot to put that in my last post.

Come, join us in the kitchen. We have beer, we have cool people to talk to. We don’t need the popular kids to pay attention to us! JimSox5, Sinshine - c’mon in! Have you met Garius? Chastain86? :smiley:

Can I join you?

I’ll get the Straight Dope on youse guys yet!

Especially you! Garius the Brit pub basher!

Yours was this one.
Otto’s was this one.

Hey, I never said I had a particularly high-brow sense of humor.

But you got 3 1/2 wrong. I worked peds critical care for 13 years. Prior to that it was adult trauma/critical care, dialysis, bone marrow transplant and endrocrinology. Oh, it was 39 years.

She’s an estuarine ecologist. Something I only know because I remember thinking how unlikely it was that there was another one on the board.

Perhaps. The real question is, does she work with a group of people in which more than half are men? Or does she work with people who are each individually slightly more than 50% man?

whew!