Cause she is incredibly hot.
Really? I find her completely unattractive.
Yeah, same here. She looks weird, I think.
She’s ok.
I always find it hard to concern myself over age differences. I don’t know the wide range of data for those marriages, but around me there are some significant differences among my relatives, and some have been married a long long time.
Yeah, I mean, just look at her sharp knees.
She’s young, blonde, skinny and has nice tits. That’s basically the entire checklist.
She’s really sixteen, and the marriage is for real (such as it is). I know people in Ocean Shores, and she’s very well known in town (and considered quite the embarrassment). For one thing, there was no “Miss Ocean Shores” pagent. Her father went to the Mayor and got him to name her Miss Ocean Shores just so she could compete (poorly) in the state pagent.
She denies it, but there are persistant rumors that she had breast augmentation when she was 14.
Everyone who knows her and has seen her sing and dance agrees on one thing: she will have a good career in porn someday.
I really feel sorry for this screwed up kid. Her parents, however, should be flogged for what they’ve done.
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Everyone who knows her and has seen her sing and dance agrees on one thing: she will have a good career in porn someday.
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Easily the “best line of the week” award.
I was thinking about this situation, and it seems to me that marrying a person who looks old but has an immature personality is completely ass-backwards. What’s the point? I’d totally marry someone who looked young but was actually quite mature in outlook, but the other way around?
It makes zero sense unless, as her parents deny, the entire point of this little adventure is not to help her become famous for something (Quite possibly, the career choice Thalion suggested). I think they really have the goal of a sweet divorce settlement that they "Alex and Christa’ AKA mommy dearest and daddy Larry Flint, reportedly could really use. She’s a terribly screwed up child with totally delusional parents.
I remember the flag day parade last year. There were two local beauty “queens” riding in separate convertibles and their entourages were strikingly different. Courtney (the made it all up, queen) was surrounded by large, black suited bodyguards. Blythe ( the REAL beauty queen having won Miss Outstanding Teen Grays Harbor, rode in her vehicle sans guards of any type.
Courtney needs a mother and father who think about their daughters welfare instead of a potential payout in their pockets.
Unfortunately, when she falls, she will fall very, very flat and very hard. That’s when it will be truly difficult. She will have no skills, possibly enough money to keep the cosmetic surgery centers in business and absolutely no idea how to learn and grown from this big, big mistake.
It really is a very sad situation and I’d love to hear what Doug Hutchinson “paid” the parents to convince them that he was genuinely in love with their darling daughter.
I agree with Thalion about flogging her parents…right before we charge them with prostituting their only child!
She’s not marrying him for love and he’s not marrying her for smarts.
That is the oldest looking 16 year old I’ve seen in a long, long time.
She’s gonna have an awesome career in pron.
Ow, my ears. That video linked to (post #8) was indeed awful.
I’ve seen this on other message boards. I just don’t see how she looks old and haggard, as the last line in your post implies. She looks like an attractive young woman, though one that’s about 21 rather than 16, far from old-looking. The only thing I can figure out is that a lot of folks REALLY hate that overly-made-up look. To me, he looks like a 51-year-old with baby-smooth skin from a chemical peel, and maybe some surgery of his own. Kinda creepy-looking, and current context isn’t helping his case.
http://www.crush.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Courtney-Stodden-a-Miss-Ocean-Shores-Teen-USA-2009-low-res.jpg
We’re also not used to seeing such a young woman with so much plastic surgery, which has become a visual cue for an older person trying to look young. Implants at 14…WTF were her parents (and surgeon) thinking? That’s maybe a couple of years after you hit puberty – your chest won’t stop growing for at least another five years.
I’m glad posters here have brought up her parents, because I hadn’t considered them before. What a shameful way to treat your child.
And overly made up, narcissistic and fake-looking. All deal killers in my book.
Who does this guy think he is, Bill Wyman?
Can you imagine having to talk to and live with a spoiled 16 year old, and attempt to treat her like a wife and not a child? It sounds like a nightmare. And having sex with an extremely mature 16 year old (virgin?) must be one of those best-left-in-fantasy situations, like doing it with twins. Maybe fun to wank to, but way creepy in real life.
The thing is is that it’s not going to turn out well for anyone involved. In a year no one will remember her name, Hutchinson will be “the dude who married a 16 year old” instead of “who?” If they expect any career boost other than a quick “ewwwww!” from all of America I think they’re going to be disappointed. Of course, maybe their marriage will be all the fulfillment they need!
It’s possible for the marriage to work. Ariel Durant was fifteen when she married Will Durant and that marriage lasted, but he was “only” thirteen years older than her.
With apologies to George Burns:
Why shouldn’t he date a country singer? He’s older than most countries…