"Dr. Dolittle, paging Dr. Dolittle. Dr. Doolittle, white courtesy telephone, please.

[plnnr]

I was pretty sure that I’d heard it all, but this may change my mind:

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2003/10/06/parrot/index.html

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

<insert prerequisite Monty Python Parrot Sketch joke here>

[h.sapiens]

If you insist:

He was probably pining for the fjords.

Beautiful plumage.