I thought of putting this in IMHO, but the opportunity for fun is too great to have any idea where this might go. (Though a quick death is a very real possibility)
Anyway, I had a weird dream last night that just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. It can’t even be classified as a sex dream really. So here’s what it was and the background.
About 8 years ago hauling crap out of the house after the '97 Flood, I gave myself a double hernia. It hasn’t given me any trouble so I still haven’t had it fixed yet. When it was diagnosed I went with my g/f at the time and had a Phys Assistant do the exam. (Male)
Fast forward to Sunday night. I have a dream where I’m wearing jeans, in a dentist’s type chair and the doctor is now female. With my legs in a sort of stirrup set up, the doctor uses 2 items that are basically two rods with flate, narrow plates attached to the ends. She presses the plate ends on the part of the lower abdomen where the hernias are present, and applies pressure. There is nothing sexual evident about this and the dream ended soon after with that being the last I remember of it.
So have at it. Deconstruct the dream. Analyze it. Come up with conjecture of what it means. And if you have some off-the-wall dream you can honestly not come up with even the most convoluted sign/message/reason in it, go ahead and post it to also be analyzed.
I’ve been having a recurring dream for the last couple of months that my brother is getting or already got a sex change. My brother is married with two children and has no interest in altering his sex.
Regarding your dream: Have your hernias started to bother you? Are they holding you back from doing something you like doing? Maybe this is your subconscious telling you that it’s time to get them taken care of (it’s been 8 years, dude.)
No, that’s part of what is so baffling about this. They’ve never given me trouble. The only reason I found out about them was because my g/f at the time noticed a difference in how the area appeared.
Do you have a cat? If so, perhaps the cat walked across your abs while you were sleeping and that dream was how your sleeping self interpreted it.
If you have no cat, perhaps you just had some sort of intestinal discomfort that was not enough to wake you, just enough to give you a dream about something pressing your abdomen.
Third possibility – Dreams sometimes actually have puns. Is there something you’re hesitating about? Something you don’t have the “guts” to do? Or that you’re being pressed about?
Despite what some Freudians say, some dreams have nothing to do with sex. In fact, some dreams have nothing to do with anything.
That’s wierd. I actually do have a new dentist that’s female and I’m looking at scaling I asked about in another thread. I have an aversion to dentists to begin with, and while she’s not unattractive, she doesn’t really do anything for me. Maybe a control domination thing?
(Reading too much into it, just wierd you mentioned the dentist angle) :eek:
It wasn’t a dream. You were abducted by aliens who performed the much-less-invasive “body inspection” program on you. Sometuimes an alien abduction is just an alien abduction.
Aliens? Horse Hockey. Twas the government. Swooped down in their silent black helicopters and swept you off to area 51 where they gave you highly classified implants. In the event that the republicans lose the next presidential election, you will turn into a mindless cyborg supersoldier under the command of our dark lord Karl Rove.
In the meantime, you will set off metal detectors in airports and may want to avoid powerful magnets.
Hey, if being a republican gave me badass thermal vision and a laser gun for an arm, sign me up baby.
And you should be glad this didn’t happen during the Clinton administration. I think we all know what kind of mindless automaton you’d be. There’d be hummers involved, but you wouldn’t be driving one.
