Brian’s SOn
Breast Me
Beast Men
The Andromeda Stain
The Angel and the Adman
Being Here
Best Lain Pans
The Big hill
THe Big It
The Big Red On
Backboard jungle
Lazing Saddles
Bow Out
Bow Up
Bow
Low
Blue Velve
As Boot
Ounce
Bowing for Columbine
Ape Fear
Cape Ear
Santa Fe Tail
Lien
Wept Away
Urn!
The Tin Rum
The Sum of All Ears
The SUm of U
Ed River
A Boy and His Og
Sam Poo
Takeout
Oops. Lost the server and had to reconstruct. Previous list should have said “Best Laid Pans” not “Lain”. Here’s more:
All Quiet on the Western Font
All Quit on the Western Front
Aking Ned Devine
Ash
Asino
Aws
Back Beauty
Battleround
Brother from Another Plane
Buck and the Reacher
Car Was
Chefs
Cider Hose Rules
Close Encunters of the 3rd Kind
Cockers
Cockwise
Day the Earth Stood Sill
Dress Gay
Due
Ear of the Dragon
Evil in a Blue Dress
Gant (with Liz Tyler)
Gay Lady Down
Gint (with Ock Hudon)
Hark
Harlem Nighs
Hideous Kink
Hipping News
His is the Army
Home Before Ark
Hot Hots! (nd sequl Pat Dux)
Ids
In Cod Blood
In Cold Bood
In the Hat of the Night
Is Pars Burning?
Itch Black
King Solomon’s Mine!
Lack Sunday
Life Sinks
Mad Ax
Mad Me X
Mary (with Scar-Winning Rnest Orgnine)
Ma’s Attacks!
Mob Dick
Moby Ick
Natch (with Bad Pit)
Of Ice Space
Pars Is Burning
Particus
Pear Harbor
Pearl Arbor
Pitch Back
Rebel Without A Case
Reel Without A Cause
Rand Canyon
Roundhog Day
Satch (with Brd Ptt)
Sealing Beauty
She Done Him Wong
Shining Trough
Sing Blade
Slow Bun
Small TIme COoks
Sold Gold Cadillac
Sour Rapes
Spy Gam
Sunday, Boody Sunday
Teas (by X Jams Michner)
The Ack (with Ax Ulian)
The Ages of Fear
The Assandra Crossing
The Ad & The Beautiful
The Bile
The Camber
The Genera
The Green Love
The Hootist
The Itcher
The Man with One Red Hoe
The Rad U Ate
The Reamers
The Texas Chainsaw Assacre
The Wages of Ear
Thelma & Louis
This is the Arm
Tom Stone
Uck and the Preacher
Ulee’s Old
Wag the Og
Wait Until Ark
Walkabut
War of the Words
West Sides Tory (oops-broke the rule)
When Words Collide
Written on the Win
Going down my list of DVDs I own:
As God as it Gets - Documentary over which religion is the best one
HostBusters… How to let someone know they throw a lame party.
Moral Kombat : Watch as Ghandi and MLK become conflicted about a conflict with each other.
Tripes: Can you Stomach it in this Army?
Not sure if this has been done but it’s all that comes to mind;
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind
Hok: Peter pan learns about loogies.
Its an Ad ad ad ad World: Product placement goes arwy. ((Please ?))
The Unning man. He never gets anything done because he always reverses it.
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchlad… And you thought Ernie was gay!
The Kin and I : The Family reunion from hell.
Roos : The epic drama of minor disney characters rising up from slavery.
Das Bot: The adventures of a german robot
Fat Alert
Suck on You
Tits
It does indeed. What cracks me up isn’t so much that it’s taboo {it’s less strong than “fuck”}, but that it’s totally boorish: I Root is such an evocative title.
All Quit On The Western Front: The ultimate anti-war movie, where everyone lays down their arms.
Catch 2: The second in the popular and long-running series.
True Git: John Wayne could be a complete arsehole at times.
The President’s Plan Is Missing
[Have we had these?]
E - A designer drug to call home for
I - Malcolm McDowell’s cinematic breakthrough
Ed Woo- Story of the worst Chinese filmmaker of all time.
Ay- The Fonz’s long-awaited biopic.
Cockstoppers- A machine is invented that renders penises immobile.
The Dirty Doze
Maybe, but John’s got to run him pretty close.
I suppose it beats The Dirty Oven on a technicality.
Then there’s The Hour.
If only, if only…
The Pink Anther - Clouseau investigates the theft of a prize gladiolus
Again, it’s a shame we can’t add a letter to get such films as Lilo and Stritch, in which a Hawaiian girl discovers her pet dog is really an aged, chatty Broadway actress…
So many good films. I can’t think of many, all I’ve got is stuff like…
The Inredibles- Famed superhero costume designer Edna Mode narrates a documentary on superheroes that wear red costumes.
The DA After Tomorrow- A soon-to-be attorney spends his last day of non-court-related freedom in the frozen confines of post-global-warming New York City.
Shak Tale- It be a hip-hop comedy about buildin’ a houz, yo.
King Kog- A giant gear wreaks havoc in New York.
Race for Your Lie, Charlie Brown- You blockhead! You’d better get that “I’m a wealthy millionaire” letter back from the little red-haired girl before she reads it and thinks you’re something you aren’t!
Garfeld- Movie about nothing. Starring a fat Jewish comedian who hates Mondays.
And then Bert returns to his apartment to find his roommate dead, but has to pretend the corpse is “just resting” when the other Muppets visit during Weekend at Ernie’s.
Lot Weekend: An alcoholic used-car salesman hallucinates that he’s back in the 1920’s, setting up the sequel…
Reo Man, in which the salesman believes the dealership’s stock of vehicles is being repossessed by Ransom E. Olds himself. But our hero then cleans up his act, and in the next film in the series…
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers, each of a group of male septuplets is able to purchase a sedan, convertible, or van that suits his personality!
And then crazy Cher comes in looking for a pickup that she can drive on the Earth’s natiural satellite in Moontruck, the fourth and (so far) final film in the series!
Bwahahahahah… one of the best yet!
Dude, where’s my Ar? Two pirates wake up after a night of hitting the grog and have wacky adventures trying to get back to their ship before it sets sail.
Kira Deep Space Nine finally gets a movie, and it’s a trippy anime.
Abe: Pig in the City President Lincoln had some weird hobbies.
The Ron Giant starring me! Only bigger. Or something.
Honey, I shrunk the Ids Crackpot inventor Wayne Szalinski invents a machine to turn his family into beings of pure Superego.
The Inslow Boy: (XXX) English private school student learns the time-honored art of buggery.
American Spendor: Comic book writer maxxes out his credit cards.
Itch: Will Smith strikes out with the women because he can’t stop scratching himself.
Hose of Sand and Fog: Ben Kingsley is forced to sandblast a problem neighbor.
Ed of Days: Supernatural thriller set in an Ohio bowling alley.
In Ood Company: Dennis Quaid befriends a group of Arab folk musicians.
Elktra: Jennifer Garner grows some horns. (No, not XXX.)
Fining Neverland: Michael Jackson gets off with a warning.
Owfinger: Hollywood comic injures himself on the job.
Christmas with the Krank: Tim Allen gets thrown out of the house and spends his holiday strung out on methamphetamine.
The Increibles: Large media company imports illegal alien superheroes from Mexico.
Gigi: Remake of the 1958 classic with Jennifer Lopez in the Leslie Caron role and Ben Affleck subbing for Louis Jourdan.
Ra: Poor blind black child learns piano, becomes Egyptian Sun God.
I Heat Huckabees: Small-town boy makes it big installing furnaces in department stores.
Hoot the Piano Player: French jazz musician faces unruly crowds.
In Drams: Neil Jordan explores the best way to drink Irish whiskey.
Little Vice: Michael Caine gets in trouble pimping an underage girl.
Right Young Things: Sex, booze, and neoconservatism.
Series of scary / sf mortgage movies:
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Lien
Liens
Lien^3
Lien : Resurection
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Apollo 1 - true story with a unhappy ending
Apollo 3 - IIRC, story of an unmanned rocket
Brian
Blame it on Io – Zeus goes to Brazil, cheats on Hera, hears her approaching, changes bikini-clad girl from Ipanema into white cow
Key Argo – Bogie is Jason and Bacall is Medea in this film noir update of the legend of the Golden Fleece
The House of the Seven Gabes – An old Salem manse is home to baseball’s Kapler, comic/poker buff Kaplan, Dead End Kid Dell, et alii
Metballs – (XXX) The genitalia of New York’s National League baseball players are on display in this madcap locker-room romp
The Pink Panter, if the thief stole pants.