Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dad. She thought she was hiring a real sitter!
Cockstoppers. Needs no explanation. (Clockstoppers)
I’m so retarted. I thought of the first one and laughed at myself for 5 minutes. Then I had to think of another one because I didn’t want to look dumb and post just one when everyone else has like 10.
Oh, thought of some more.
Cop and a alf. Because it’s time we brought Alf back.
Pear Harbor. The true story of the defruiting that started the war.
28 Days Late. *Might wanna think about picking up one of those home pregnancy tests. *
Jurassic Ark. Noah came a bit too early…
Met the Fockers. *Been there, done that. *
Pearl Arbor – A tragic lovestory set against the backdrop of the Japanes bombing of a national forest.
–Cliffy
On Tact: A movie about good conversation with extraterrestrials.
Jurassic Par: A movie about regenerated dinosaurs on the loose at a golf course.
2001: A Pace Odyssey: About a very long walk
941: Starring John Belushi as a rogue Irish sailor trying to get to the Scottish coast before the Vikings invade.
Diving Miss Daisy: Leni Riefenstahl wasn’t the first female octogenarian to explore the undersea world.
IO BRAVO: John Wayne and Bo Derek clean up a Western town.
End It Like Beckham: the story of Victoria’s heartfelt plea for her over-rated footballer husband to be taken off life-support.
Free Will: Finally Descartes gets a biopic.
Deuce Bigalow, Ale Gigolo: A guy who will do anything for free beer.
Hosage: Bruce Willis gets sprayed with a lot of cold water.
Iss Congeniality: Sandra Bullock speaks her other first language of German as a Miss Universe contestant.
She Ate Me: Spike Lee goes XXX.
The Bi Clock: Charles Laughton lives a double life. (Possibly a documentary.)
The Pawbroker: Rod Steiger runs a dog and cat adoption agency.
The Man in the Gass Booth: Adolf Eichmann’s sentence is finally carried out.
Moscow Does Not Believe in Teas: Soviets confiscate samovars.
Nothing Acred: Carole Lombard loses all her land.
¿Que Via Mexico?: Eisenstein and film crew get lost in South Texas.
Eefer Madness: Classic study of crazed hillbilly novelty singers.
[sub]For the love of Og, someone stop me before I post here again.[/sub]
Ruthless Pople - A group of fuzzy, magical creatures who can pull anything out of the pouches on their backs, formerly of a 1980s trend kidnap the wife of their inventor, only to find he doesn’t want her back.
That should have been poples, plural, not pople. :smack:
At least you used the letters that were there…
Just had a bit of a squidgy one:
I’m Bled On: Tennis players fall in love during “her time of the month.”
Can I add a letter?
Bless the Breasts and Children
Otherwise,
Roo Service – the Marx Brothers in Oz
The Pop of Greenwich Village – Mickey Rourke and Eric Roberts as soda jerks mixed up with the mob
Lien Resurrection – a real estate horror movie
Big Trouble in Little Chin – Kurt Russell has a bad case of micrognathy, and Kim Cattrall won’t look at him.
Mad Ma: The Rod Warrior – Mel Gibson’s post-apocalyptic mother comes after him in the last of the V8 Interceptors. I really don’t know how to work the Rod and Ma references in at the same time without paging Dr. Freud.
Mad Ma: Beyond Thunderdom – Burt Reynolds’ favorite sidekick breaks a deal and faces the wheel with Tina Turner and Mel Gibson.
People are starting to repeat titles (and slight variations on them) that I contributed on the first two pages. “Big Trouble in Litle Chin”, indeed.
How about if I take away two letters?
Clash of the Tits
The Hitchhiker’s Gide To The Galaxy: The Immoralist is a wholly remarkable book.
Lay Misty For Me: Sometimes a weary Clint was forced to deputise.
Pay Misty For Me: Sometimes a broke Clint was forced to ask for credit for hookers.
**Gus, Who’s Coming to Dinner
Prim Fear
The King of Come
Ms. Attacks
Like War for Chocolate
Ax Driver
**…and its sequel, Meet the Parts
Frida the 13th - The lead singer from ABBA goes on a killing spree
Night Are on Elm Street - horny teens are stalked in their dreams by a psychotic grammar teacher
Stephen King movies:
The Stan - post-apocalyptic Marvel universe and only the legendary creator can save humanity
Christ In - a nerdy teen buys a 1958 Plymouth Fury that’s possessed by the spirit of the Lord
To My Knockers - a woman uncovers an alien spacehip and unwittingly gives unsuspecting New Englanders evil boob jobs.
T - an evil gold chain-wearing clown with a bad haircut lures children to their doom in the back of a badly detailed van
There is no such thing as an evil boob job.
Inc. Edibles: The story of a superhero run restaurant.*
[sub]*Alright I cheated, so sue me.[/sub]
Hey, :wally !
I guess you didn’t see Tara Reid’s recent wardrobe malfunction, then?
left eye: twitch
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You’ll see the meaning of the word "evil boob job. Oh hohohohohho!
Sweet Sweetback’s Baad Assss Song
What?