“Sounds like the transmission.”
“Don’t kill him, just work him over.”
“You’ll find that special someone one day.”
“But it’s not you?”
“Noooo. It’s definitely not me.”
“Oh you wanted this last beer?”
“That was a CAT? I thought it was a bedroom slipper!! DAMN that tequila, anyways!”
And that’s not all. I know the words to LOTS of songs by The New Kids on the Block…
“You didn’t eat that old potato salad, did you?”
Honey, does my ass look fat to you…be honest?
This has never happened to me before. I shouldn’t have had so much to drink.
“u remind me of my sister”
““thanx””
It only seems kinky the first time…
“This will hurt me more than it hurts you.”
Well, you know what they say – “The truthbot hurts…”
[sub]more…[/sub]
“I’m sorry, the shake machine is broken.”
[dentist] “Tssk, tssk, tssk…” [/dentist]
[snickering 3 yr. old] “Daddy, there’s fur on your penis!” [/snickering 3 yr. old]
[sub]I’ve had fun with these…thanks for indulging! -Paul[/sub]