[drum roll....] Tah-Dah!!

[Rhythmdvl]

@Munch

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[raindrop]

@Shakes

PS: I have to take a shit.

I’ve always wondered why we say things like “I have to take a shit” when we really mean “I have to give a shit.” Because isn’t giving a shit (i.e. to the toilet) what we’re really doing when we take a shit?:dubious:

[Rhythmdvl]

@raindrop

I’ve always wondered why we say things like “I have to take a shit” when we really mean “I have to give a shit.” Because isn’t giving a shit (i.e. to the toilet) what we’re really doing when we take a shit?:dubious:

You don’t take a shit, you leave a shit; that’s the whole idea!

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