Drunk (former) UConn student Luke Gatti just wanted mac & cheese

This is more than 36 hours old now; I can’t believe there isn’t a thread on the Dope already.

Video here. (NSFW)

Synopsis: drunk 19 year old behaves like an ass, demands bacon jalapeño mac & cheese, assaults the manager of the cafeteria/restaurant and is eventually taken down hard and then arrested.

The co-worker of the manager who did the take down showed remarkable restraint; kudos to him.

BIG kudos to the manager for remaining professional despite the abuse he was taking.

And a final thanks to the cop for nothing gentle with this asshat.

Congratulations, Luke Gatti! You’re not just internet famous; you’re internet infamous!

He does not appear drunk, on alcohol at least.

What a dick. Got what was coming to him. Hope he gets expelled and fined.

I just feel sorry for the person who had to change his diaper.

He has a record of douchitude. First he was arrested for being belligerent and yelling a racial slur at a (apparently white) police officer.

Not two weeks later and on the same street, he was arrested again. Looks like only garden-variety douchiness now.

Future employers will love Google for how easy it make their hiring decision.

Pic of his dad in my second link, looking like he wants to be anywhere else.

I don’t get it. Some random college kid was being a disorderly asshole in the student union, so they arrested him. It doesn’t really seem like news to me. He wasn’t a star athlete or anything, was he?

Why do Gattis like to go to the quarry and throw Mac n cheese n Rats in?

Either you’ve had a stroke, or you’re trying to indicate you’re being held against your will. If you could clarify we can get appropriate help on its way.

I confused Gattis for Gottis. Doh.

Huh. I can see why the army wants to draft 19 year olds. All that non-focused energy, agression and caramaderie, and nowhere to go with it.

Or this kid knew he was being filmed and hammed it up in hope of internet stardom.

You were close. The Gottis operated out of New York; the Gattis from Boston.

Poor little sod got drunk and was not entirely polite — although he didn’t glass anyone and his antagonists were not that polite either. A lot of fuss about nothing.
A million people get drunk every day, if no-one videos it it’s ignored.

I drop my phone in the toilet or spill drinks when I’m very drunk. Maybe do a Hasselhoff-style burger demolition. I don’t call strangers fags or niggers.

The guy is clearly a bit of a dick. On the other hand, I can’t help but feel uncomfortable at the fact that he has been hung drawn and quartered by the internet for this crime. This guy can’t serve his time and then try to make something of himself, people are actually delighted at the fact that for the rest of his life his career prospects have been torpedoed because he got drunk and caused a scene in a restaurant.

Picture this. A guy gets arrested for drunk and disorderly, goes to court and is found guilty, and the judge sentences him to the following: 120 hours community service, £200 fine, banned from attending university, banned from ever applying to any high prospect job or company, legally bound to inform everybody he meets that this incident occurs.

If that sentence was handed down straight I think people might find it excessively harsh, but in effect thats what has happened to him. He is a dick, I don’t like him, but a little perspective wouldn’t go astray.

Which one do you call friends and family? :smiley:

What a tool. Kudos for the manager’s restraint after being shoved several times.

Reminded me of a college job at a seafood restaurant where I had to break up a fight outside. There was a planter full of oyster shells and when one guy grabbed a shell and tried to gouge the other guy’s face, it was time for the chicken wing wrestling hold.

Drunk assholes are usually still assholes when they sober up, IME. Maybe they shouldn’t be ignored. Maybe calling attention to this is a good thing.

Taken down hard? Not even.

This is getting taken down hard.

(1 min. YouTube with bad language and Bruce Lee like takedown)

The audio on that video wasn’t the best, for obvious reasons. Luckily, the Internet is available to people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than to transcribe videos of drunken jackasses getting slammed for their drunken jackass-ery. Feel free to peruse this transcript, while ignoring the misspellings.