Was that kid a freshman at UConn? Because it sounds like he’s tried and failed two years in a row to get through freshman year. At a time when most of his peers would be halfway through the first semester of their sophomore year, he’s not even gotten started.
And now some ignoramus makes an asinine comment about prison rape and pretends he’s somehow indicating he’s smart.
“And what are you in for?”
“Robbery First Degree.”
“Aggravated Sodomy.”
“Behaved Badly Over Mac&Cheese.”
“…and they all moved away from me on the bench…”
Isn’t Prison Rape considered the best part of rehabilitation in American prisons?
“Until I said, ‘and creatin’ a nuisance…'”
“And they all came back. And then I said, ‘Oh yeah, also felony abuse of Axe Body Spray,’ and they all beat my ass down, because even mother stabbers and father rapers don’t accept that shit.”
Remember Alice? This is a thread about Alice.
And the restaurant.
Is the mac & cheese restaurant at the bottom of the rabbit hole or on the other side of the looking glass? I can never remember…
I thought it was about the war.
Wrong Alice. 
I wanna kill…
KILL…
And we was both jumping up and down…
Shouting KILL KILL KILL
Google the kid’s name - it produces “approx. 489,000” hits.
I think it’s time for the web to find a new victim.
10 years from now, he’ll be able to get a job at McDonald’s. Maybe.
A drunken tirade does not warrant this kind of response.
We now know that he is a complete asshole when drunk.
What is he like when sober? WHO CARES!
Oh, I know. I just thought my reply was cleverer than another AG reference. Still, there’s a fine line between stupid and clever, isn’t there? For all you knew it could have gone either way.
Good old Luke is in the news again. He assaulted a police officer while ‘away’ from a rehab centre he had been at.
Bacon, I’m telling you, it’s a gateway drug.
Dang.
They published his real phone and address? Doxxing peeps like that is not cool even if they’re drunk assholes.
Jesus. Now it’s just sad. Hope he gets the help he needs.
Yeah, when the poor sonofabitch repeatedly says he just wants to die, I kinda want to stop observing the meltdown. He needs help.
Or just a plate of freaking mac & cheese.