Dumb joke that made me laugh.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

2

What do you call a dog with NO legs?

Don’t matter- he ain’t gonna come.

3

[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]
What do you call a dog with NO legs?
Don’t matter- he ain’t gonna come.
[/QUOTE]

You could always call him Cigarette. 'Cause you have to take him out for a drag a couple of times a day.