My dog has no nose!

How does he smell?


Or, like bacon.

I scents there’s a joke in here sommers.

I feel with my hands.

Oh geez…not another thread filled with nothing but bad puns. It’s like they crank these things out down at the 'ol factory or something…

There actually is a dog with no nose in Midwotwn Manhattan—a golden retriever, I think. Whole top of its snout is gone. It’s not easy to garner double-takes in New York but this dog does it!

Oh, and it smells terrific.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted…peanut.

Oh NO! That’s the killer joke!!
We’re all gonna die!!!

Results of science experiment:

  • Dog with 4 legs: jumps 8 feet on command.
  • Dog with 3 legs: jumps 6 feet on command.
  • Dog with 2 legs: jumps 4 feet on command.
  • Dog with 1 leg: jumps 1 foot on command.
  • Dog with no legs: deaf

My dog has three legs!
synovial cell sarcoma.

That’s not the killer joke. That was one of the inferior german attempts. To their credit, I do now have a bit of indigestion.

Did you hear about the dyslexic god?
He created a dog in his own image.

My dog has fleas.

No nose is good nose.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Don’t really matter, he ain’t comin’.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

“I’m thinkin’ Arby’s”


Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week…


Apologies to our German readership.

Cigarette - because you take him out for a drag now and then!!

BWA hah ha! I kill me.

A three-legged dog walks into a bar…