Jokes like these are my pet hate.
Two birds were sitting on a perch.
One said to the other, “does it smell like fish in here?”
Ruin a joke, doggie style:
A 3-legged dog walked into a bar.
“Can I help you?” the bartender asked.
“I’m looking for the man who shot my foot,” the dog replied.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside. I just stepped in a big pile of poo.
A dog walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
“That’ll be 20 dollars,” the bartender said. “You know, we don’t get many dogs in here.”
“You’d probably get more if you put the beer in the toilet instead of glasses.”
What do you call a cow with two legs?
LEAN BEEF!
I too despise these ol’ factory puns.
What do you call a cow with a dog’s tail, who’s happy to see you?
Wagyu Beef!
screams in horror, runs away
Jokes like that make Baby Og cry.
Old Yeller dies.
You mean Baby Go
ANNOUNCEMENT: JOKE OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE APPROACHING. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
What do you call a cow masterbating?
Beef stoganoff
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
Yeah, he was up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
What? I thought it was funny when I heard it.