This guy stole a car. The guy he stole it from recognized it on the street, and the cops had it towed away.
The guy who stole it called the cops to report it stolen, FROM HIM!
Link to Baltimore Sun. Probably need to register.
So you’re fired from your job at the post office and you are behind in your rent. So you go to your former place of employment, shoot five people and kill four, steal cash and money orders, and then go to your landlord and pay your back rent with stolen postal money orders.
The landlord called the police.