Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Narcissistic:
Hark, The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Paranoid:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Schizoprenic:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Obsessive-Compulsive:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

Any others?

TT

“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide

2

I thought you meant real ones, like: “Here Comes Fatty Claus”, or “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”. :slight_smile:

3

Infidelity: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause

Alcoholic: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Emotionally Repressed: Frosty the Snowman

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way

Manic: Joy to the World

Anal Retentive: Deck the Halls

Child Labor: Little Drummer Boy

Child Abuse: All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Peace.

4

There are some songs in ‘Tommy’, the rock opera, which some of you can alter to fit this category just fine. have at it :slight_smile:

5

Drug abuse: Angels We Have Heard While High

Suicidal: Up on the Housetop

Multiple personalities: Me, Three Kings of Orient Are