E-Mail sent. You have my real name now-- use it carefully. 
E-mail: sent.
Post count: padded.
Man-boobs: flashed to Dave
And thank you all very much.
-Syko
Because I’m so pale I glow and the dark…and listening to “The Lite FM” is catching up with you. 
Cherubim and seraphim have never looked nicer
I was just thinking. Do I get naked pics or something now?
I’ve been here long enough, you’d think I’d have developed a resistance to these types of things. But noooooooo.
Be right back. Gotta go send an email.
Okay, okay. Jeez, keep yer pants on…
Or don’t. 
Well, I followed a link from this thread and ended up here.
::looks around, sees zombified dopers sending emails::
What’s up, guys?
::sees Ultress’ hypnolo-stare[sup]TM[/sup], turns into email zombie::
Must send email.
::seconds pass::
Email sent.
Done and done.
Do I get candy?
What do you mean, send you an email? I already sent you an email, and I’m still waiting for you to cum see the 1000s of hot naked chicks.
Geez, sometimes I feel like no one pays any attention to my emails.
Unoffical Discordian email sent!
One completely interest-free email sent. Enjoy!
I sent one, too! My mom always did say I was easily influenced.
Sheri
Oh, I completely forgot…
takes off shirt
Sorry 'bout that, beagledave.
what to say, what to say, what to say . . .
lessee… message sent, post count upped, i think i forgot something…
oh yeah!
FLASH
<screams>
oh, sorry about that… seems that Beagledave’s fainted…
CPR, CPR, CPR
squish
oopsies…
E-mail sent.
Do we git a prize or sumfin?
You mean that’s all there is to it? You just scream the words “E-MAIL” and people drop what they’re doing and just automatically send you a nice note?
:: looks at empty e-mail file :::
Damn, I been doing this all wrong.
SEND NAKED PICS!
Just for the Hell of it.
If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather not…